Papa don't preach

[sneaks]

The Parenting Meme

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01. You’ve just gotten the news, you’re pregnant. Time to tell your spouse. OR You’ve just gotten the news, you’re approved for adoption! Time to tell your spouse.
02. Oh my God, you’re in labor! OR Oh my God, time to meet your adoption prospect.
03. It’s the first night home with your new baby. Good luck.
04. Now you know why they call it the terrible twos. How are you and your spouse coping?
05. It’s your little one’s first day of school. You and your spouse are seeing them off.
06. Sitting in the stands for your kid’s big sports game. You two cheer as loud as you can!
07. The only thing worse than a two-year-old is a teenager. Time to discuss what's an appropriate punishment.
08. Hopefully you’ve got fresh batteries in your camera for prom pictures. Maybe your spouse remembered.
09. Your kid is off to college. You can’t believe the number of boxes you’ve got to fit in your car and carry to their dorm.
10. You’re older, wiser and probably going to cry at your kid's wedding. At least you two still have each other.

Comments

[bot_builder]

[Because he's Jack.]

[He visually relaxes.] Oh, is that all...

Wait. Is that bad? You're acting like it's bad.

[bluedye]

Kid. Our kid. That we'll have to take care of. Are you not getting this?

[bot_builder]

I... I could always build a robot to do that...? I mean, I was a kid once. You used to be a kid. We both made it to adulthood. It can be done, even without robots. And we have robots.

[Jack's solution to EVERYTHING: build a robot! He's looking worried again though. Is he missing something vitally important?]