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[sockitymcsock]

make your own porno meme

it's the biggest of businesses. get laid, and get paid. fake it til you make it. hey, maybe you're just making a home video. everyone's got a reason to get down and dirty in front of a camera.

what's yours?

1. up-and-coming adult star
you're new to the industry, but your looks and personality have gotten you this far! or maybe it's just your looks.

2. the home video
you're amateurs making a home video of your sexual exploits. whether it's embarrassingly awkward or actually really sexy, who knows.

3. the professional
you do this for a living. you know the ropes, the ins and outs (literally) of real porn.

4. doing it for the money
you're broke and you're pretty. even though you're nervous, this seems like a pretty simple way to make some quick cash... right?

5. blackmail video
you've wound up doing a sex tape for someone with less than your full enthusiasm, because you're being blackmailed into it, or maybe you owe a very large debt.

6. a flimsy plot
you're in one of those pornos which attempts to have an actual plot. you're here to fix someone's pipes, or give a bad student detention, maybe do some erotic yoga or whatever.

7. the free lancer
wild card option.

RULES
1. put your character's preferences and stuff in the comment itself. you could also optionally list some of their famous 'talents', or apply powers to a sexual setting!
2. get creative ♥
3. be nice etc don't hate

Comments

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[beyourbatman]

bro strider - homestuck - ota

[gavehead]

James T. Kirk ★ Star Trek XI

[thetisfortenacious]

[OOC: /coughhackpayinghiswaythroughacademycoughhack/]

Thranduil | The Hobbit | m/m

[swaggerelf]

Godric | True Blood | m/m

[vampirejesus]

Vex | Lost Girl | ota

[dotheworm]

Kili | The Hobbit | m/m

[hugeparasites]