bootyquake it

[ecchis]

rate that ass meme

rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon | prefs
- comment with a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???

Comments

[fairy_tactician]

Eight isn't a bad score you know. I'm probably only about a seven or eight myself.

Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and is almost entirely subjective. You can't expect to meet everyone's tastes, and I happen to be comparing you to every human being I've ever met in four hundred years.

[galgegames]

Even if you're comparing it to everybody else, it's definitely the best. How could it even be better? That's 2 entire points below a 10!

[fairy_tactician]

You clearly need to see more butts! For starters you're fully clothed so it's impossible to give you full marks anyways. You can do a lot with teasing the curvature of your butt, but you could be hiding anything under there.

Secondly you're less athletic than some of the girls I know. It makes you nice and soft, but you lack some of the muscle tone for a nice tight butt too! Like I said, a lot if it has to come down to personal tastes. I like you, I like your butt! But I don't know if it's possible for you to earn a full ten of ten right here and now.

Don't feel bad, I've only ever met one ten of ten, and their legs weren't as nice as yours.

[galgegames]

Eh? There's no way I'd post it without my clothes! That's too much. This is already more than the perverts should be allowed to see.

[ It's difficult to know how to handle such a low score. An 8 to Sena would feel like a 1 to most people. ]

Athletic? I'm definitely athletic, too, but I'm not one of those girls who have big muscles... That's your type instead.

[fairy_tactician]

You're taking this much harder than you should. If you're truly determined to change my mind on your score, I suppose you could always sit on my lap.

[Mavis is almost half Sena's size, so the idea of sitting on such a tiny girl's lap might seem a bit odd.]

I think it would be the most chaste way for me to feel your "assets" so that I could potentially adjust your score. If it's got the right amount of bounce and softness, you might be able to go up a point at the very least. You'd still need to be much more courageous with your state of dress if you hope to earn a perfect score from me.