and i jizzed in my pants

[hellboi]

LA PETITE MORT The Little Death. The Big O. Many euphemisms for the same occurrence. We've got pre-smut memes, mid-fuck memes, all the memes, but...where's the release in that? The catharsis might come when your character does, if we're honest with ourselves. Huh? Huh? So, what's your well-researched meta theory about how your dude or dudette busts their nut? Do they curse? Call out their lover's name—or someone else's? Buck up, up, and away like a bronco? Make the ugliest face? Now you'll know. More important, you'll know what happens afterwards (it can't be that bad. They've only been laughed at once.) HOW TO PLAY - Top level with your regular preferences and et al. Don't leave your comment black, though! Slap together a word, a line of dialogue, action spam; sky's the limit. - Others reply to you. Smut it up, smoke a cigarette, or stare into the abyss as you battle existential disturbances. - This meme can be sexy. That said, it's also really, really, reeeeeaallly dumb. Don't be afraid to embrace the stupid. Caress it tenderly. Just be up-front about what flavor of thread you want. Serious or crack, what's your pick?