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DG ([personal profile] professaaaahhh) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-02-17 09:51 pm

Would you...

Would you hit that?




Picture the scene. You're doing your thing, your every day business. You don't mean to check that one person out, but you do and before you even realize it, you've said it out loud. I'd tap that.

 1. Post your character, their canon and any preferences you have. If you so wish, add a particular setting, tell us what they're wearing or whatever.

 2. Any character replying has the compulsion, if they realize it or not and with optional embarrassment, to say how hard they would tap dat ass, with any additional comments. e.g. 'I'd hit it like a meteor wiping out the dinosaurs', 'I'd tap that if there was nothing better to do', 'I'd tap that...if you shaved that mustache off' or 'I'd spank that, if you promised not to talk during.'

 3. See how well that works out for you.
 
detoxes: (listen to me.)

[personal profile] detoxes 2013-02-18 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Uh - what about -

no.

Is that the word?
philander: SWORDS™ (MISLED.)

[personal profile] philander 2013-02-18 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
[damn.]

Until you change your mind.
detoxes: (broken.)

[personal profile] detoxes 2013-02-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Roger. There's not gonna be any mind-changing. How many times do we have to talk about this?
philander: SWORDS™ (EGO.)

[personal profile] philander 2013-02-18 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey. Stranger things have happened. You know that. I know that. Common ground.
detoxes: (the classic.)

[personal profile] detoxes 2013-02-18 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but stranger things don't include magically wanting to bang you. And we both know that. Me especially.
philander: SWORDS™ (DIGNITY.)

[personal profile] philander 2013-02-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. But hypothetically. This whole zombie demon evil thing kind of takes over everything. We are the only two left. What then?
detoxes: (burn it down.)

[personal profile] detoxes 2013-02-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Spoilers!

Not gonna happen.
philander: SWORDS™ (FALSE.)

[personal profile] philander 2013-02-18 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch. Why so harsh?
detoxes: (broken.)

[personal profile] detoxes 2013-02-18 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST LINEFACES. FOREVER.]
philander: SWORDS™ (ADMIRE.)

[personal profile] philander 2013-02-18 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[HE WINKS girl you got his number txt it]