the morning after the texts from last night...

[meemingly]

the morning after

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→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
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  the scenarios

① BREAKFAST IN BED;

your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?
② HIT ME BABY;

they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;

you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;

and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;

there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;

don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;

sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;

turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;

that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;

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Comments

[todobetter]

Thank you for the lovely night.

[ Dorian says as he fixes his robes, finishing up the last few buckles and smooth out winkles. ]

But I must be off, sir. Apologies for fucking and running but it can't be helped. [ Honestly, things could have gone differently but the rude treatment makes it clear that a soft morning after is not going to happen. It's time for Dorian to cut his losses and go. ]

I'm sorry he's like this, and I'm sorry I'M like this

[deltastrike]

Huh?

[Realizing someone is talking to him is the push needed for Theseus to peep just a crack, leading to one blue eye seeing Dorian from across the room. Wait...]

What? The magus? [Is he still dreaming? But then why does he feel like he's just messed up?]

No worries! These things happen, lol.

[todobetter]

Yes, the magus. Who will be going.

[ He sarcastically waves his fingers at the slowly waking figure. ]

Have a good morning. Don't write me, I'll write you, so on and so on.

[ Dorian expects he'll never hear from this one again which is fine. He's still feeling insulted over that sleepy comment. ]

[deltastrike]

[Theseus sits up to contemplate things, leaning his back against the headboard of the bed. Already he's switched back to king mode, managing a respectable amount of gravitas for someone naked.]

Hmmm. Well then. If you must be on your way, you have my blessing.

[As readily as they had both agreed to the actions of the previous night, this would conveniently tiptoe around problems for them both. And Theseus is grateful for any chance to get out of being diplomatic. At least, that's what he thinks, not aware that his sleeptalking habit already let Dorian on.]