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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Mei Izumi |iDOLM@STER | F/F

[strayclose]

mollymauk tealeaf | critical role | ota

[tasseograph]

[thatevenloversdrown]

Now you look intriguing. At least, if it was you that I saw yesterday in that bar.

caleb widogast | critical role | ota

[verbrennen]

[reparo]

I found the best place.

Donna Troy | Titans | ota

[moregood]

[causes]

What do you think is the sexiest emoji?

natasha romanoff ( mcu, f/m )

[bozhemoi]

[zimnij_soldat]

Hypothetically, if I knew of a penthouse suite that was sitting unused because I just busted its arms dealer owner... would you be interested in spending a couple of days "securing" it with me?

yelena belova ( mcu, f/m )

[itwasrealtome]

loki ( mcu, m/f )

[imhonored]

Franz de Quesnel d'Epinay | Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo | OTA

[thatevenloversdrown]

yamazaki hinata | original | ota

[groaner]

[uncompensated]

guesss whooo just made taco bell money!!!
well way more than that but thats the pressing concern rn


my legs hurt

hinakuuuun
it was like four tiiiimes
hinakyuuuuun

Cezary Cezary (Czarek) | 13sty posterunek | M/F

[czarek]

Essek Thelyss ¤ Critical Role ¤ OTA

[zauberdecke]

Natasha/Black Widow | MCU | OTA

[ballerinaassassin]

[zimnij_soldat]

Hypothetically, if I knew of a penthouse suite that was sitting unused because I just busted its arms dealer owner... would you be interested in spending a couple of days "securing" it with me?

mizuki akiyama | project sekai

[niigo]

[gentleandsweet]

out of the hospital for once [(－－)]..zzZ

thought id die if i spent another day in one of those gowns
want to see my nightgown, instead?



oh but if youre into hospital gowns i could sneak one home next time ╮( ˘ ､ ˘ )╭

hank hall | titans

[bikecop]

[ up to date on titans, misfires just fine. ]

Misfire!! 🤣

[theotherobin]

morning, beautiful. i woke up so hot this morning, i must've been dreaming about you all night.

bucky barnes | mcu | m/f

[traumatology]

Re: bucky barnes | mcu | m/f

[ballerinaassassin]

IMAGE FILE
Could use a hand with this zipper

akemi morishita | original | m/m

[cupidite]

[ungal]

akemin
hook me up with one of ur johns

all my daddies are busy and this rerun banner is nearly over
i need my waifu!!!

pwease?
ill throw in a freebie 4 u
u ever wanted a gal bj?

kol mikaelson | the originals

[gradual]

[ random misfires & crosscanon are more than welcomed, ota mediums ]

thor odinson | mcu

[tinyavenger]

[ misfires so welcome like you don’t even knowww. i hope you like mess! ]

you wanted misfires

[drpalmer]

I'm off work tomorrow. Want to come keep me up all night?

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got (modern au) | ota

[blossomingrose]

hughie campbell — the boys

[skinnywhitekid]

[magija]

What should I dress up as for Halloween?

geralt of rivia — the witcher

[blamedestiny]

fancy meeting you here (misfire)

[lettenhove]

I can't help it if I want to ride him like a horse.

carol danvers | mcu | ota

[nodoubts]

[englandsarse]

You put on quite the light show, Captain.
I'd ask you to spar, but I think you might be slightly beyond me. Slightly...but still.

kate bishop | marvel

[mauved]

Jyugo | Nanbaka | OTA

[jyugo]

[ permissions here! ]

jenna hunterson | waitress | ota

[specialpie]