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Still shipping Bagginshield in 2021 ([personal profile] oakensocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2021-10-11 08:56 am

Brush, brush, we're in a rush.

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
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[ shipping/et al open to age-appropriate characters; gen is A+ if there are adults out there who would take pity on this filthy, disgusting corncob of a kid. ]
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[ She knows when you haven't had a bath, she will march you over to the barrel and stand there and make you wash! She will make you comb your hair and be presentable. Outlaw or not there's no reason to run around like some feral creature!
Honestly, I don't think shipping is even possible but if you are really down for it she is a cold, harsh woman, best of luck to you. ]

[personal profile] runawayoutlaw 2021-10-11 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dammit mom! 7, 8, 9, 15. Somebody please help this poor greasy man.]

It was the same story for years. John would roll in, looking (and often smelling) like he hadn't bathed in months, even if he'd bathed a couple weeks ago. His hair was often stringy with grease, his face was unshaven, his clothes hadn't been washed in god only knows how long.

It wasn't technically his fault this time. When was it ever? He was on the way into camp from town in the rain, was ambushed by O'Driscolls, and got pulled off his horse and into the mud. Of course, he knew that excuses wouldn't fly. Once he dealt with the rival gang members, he slicked off what mud he could, and rode back to camp.

He was already expecting an unending lecture from Grimshaw. His ear already prematurely stung. She wasn't a kind woman when the integrity of cleanliness was damaged in her camp. So when he dismounted off his horse, he did his very best to try and skirt around the tents, working his way towards his own near Dutch's, jaw clamped in tension and frankly, a little worry.
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[canonmates please. gen/platonic is completely open, m/m or helen for shipping!]
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[ if you want a mother hen in a human disaster-shaped package, look no further. at least he's cleanly with personal hygiene!

always happy to au into other settings for shenanigans. ]
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( ooc — Voicetesting! His canon is extremely new, so I'll give a spoiler warning heads up. If you need to outright avoid spoilers, please shoot me a pm so we can discuss. )
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