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Oh, oh, say that you remember, oh, oh, when we met on Tinder.

the tinder meme
Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

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All you need to know is that usually I'd be way too expensive for you, my dear, but today I'll give myself to you for free.

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beau lionett (23)

talk shit. 💩 get hit. ✊
looking for a girl who can lift me off the ground.

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what kinda hit are we talking

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SETH (I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN A FOREST WHERE TIME DOESNT PASS OUTSIDE I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW ANYMORE BUT I THINK IM 16 OR 17????)

I'M ON A QUEST!!!!

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What kind of quest?

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Myrrh (1200)

I am the guardian of an ancient cursed forest, but the demon king imprisoned there has been slain for good. I therefore seek to venture out into the world to seek friends and companions. While I am a dragon, and therefore quite old for my appearance, I am very happy to befriend humans or otherwise who are not so long-lived.

I do not yet know what activities I most enjoy, so I'm willing to try almost anything once!

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CALEB WIDOGAST (34)

"Burning boats is like eating a chip-- you can't eat just one" -Caleb

Highly imaginative wizard capable of crafting his own demi-plane
Likes: cats, magic, books and smut.
Disclaimer: Books, like guilt, can be carried wherever you go.

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your bio is just so FULL of joy

come on, magic man, let's get you out of that moldy hole and get some drinks

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ACHILLES (27)

i'm freshly single, and not looking for a serious relationship. i have a type, so try me if you're a doctor or someone who can fight. you need me more than i need you.

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the noise i just made

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i came here for tinder and you got me in my feelings!!!!!

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i know and i'm totally not sorry.

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this'll be oxenfurt!jaskier because i say so

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more emotions

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MARGAERY (26)

interested to see a whole new world. do you have any big halloween plans or traditions?

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What, like Ariel?

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Jyn Erso (22)

small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

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Cassian Andor (26)

Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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Rey (20)

just trying to find where i belong.

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Ben Solo (30)

gentle. understanding. tall.

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Bodhi Rook (25)

I'm the pilot.

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Rose Tico (24)

It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

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JASKIER (40)

Bard extraordinaire and lover of all things fine or heroic.

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You? 40? I can't believe it.

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canon smashes because why not

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works for me /o/

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DAPHNE (31)

my friends put me up to this

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Your friends have good taste.

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Sophie Planter 24

It’s spooky season. Literally my time. 🕯️🔮 🎃

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ARTHUR MORGAN (36)

Ain't sure why I set this up but if you're up for a few drinks or a ride (horseback), maybe we can hang out?

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Lucy 21

Not looking for a long time, just a good time.
Most people can’t handle me, and I’m okay with that.

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KATE BISHOP (22)

world's greatest archer 🏹 can kick your butt and you'd thank me 💁‍♀️ my dog has more instagram followers than me 🐶

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Whew.

You're a sight for sore eyes.

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rhaenys (21)

YES i'm a princess YES i like to have fun we do exist
must love cats

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I love cats!

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Effy 21

What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft?

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Pasta.

Is it pasta?

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Loki Laufeyson (idk 1000+)

An emo princess stuck to the couch. Seems to enjoy books but not to wash his hair. Completely on SALE, Tony Stark will even pay you to take him.

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Do I need to come to Stark Tower and punch Stark on your behalf again, brother?

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¿Michael? (¿92?29¿)

tall, blonde, monster

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Junpei Tenmyouji (22)

PI who does a mean sudoku. Looking for something serious.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a music-themed party? I'll be Bach.

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Mayuko Shiraki (29)

Beautiful and smart young woman looking for a nice young man to settle down with. An interest in literature would be a plus.

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[ her mother may or may not be responsible for 100% of this... ]

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