Two Truths 1 Lie: ❤ Edition

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2 TRUTHS 1 LIE with a twist

You know the name; now, it’s time to play the game…in the spirit of romance! 1. Post with your character. 2. In your comment, have your character state three things about themselves with a love-themed bent. Preferences, crushes, secrets, hopes, dreams, anything. For the spicier takes, you can go smutty: past sexcapades, kinks, turn-ons, your embarrassing horny weakness, etc. just remember R E S P E C T towards others’ limits. 2 of those things should be the truth. 1 of them should be a lie. 3. Respond to other characters, and try to guess which one of their statements are a lie. Can you guess correctly? 4. Have fun! Take turns! And don't forget, sometimes the truth can be a whole lot stranger than fiction.

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John Constantine | DC Animated Movie Universe | OTA

[abracafuckingdabra]

1. Nearly married Lucifer back in the day. I still have the ring to prove it. He's a real romantic. Pity it just wasn't meant to be.
2. Got railed by Los Angeles in a bar toilet. Not my finest moment.
3. I'm not exclusively attracted to people that look like the monster out of someone's nightmares. But it doesn't hurt to be one.

[mementomortadella]

You had sex with the city of Los Angeles.

[That's not an answer to the two truths and a lie thing; he's just curious.]

Gray Fullbuster | Fairy Tail

[cold_and_gray]

1. My first crush was my mentor Ur.

2. I take my clothes off in public places without even realizing it.

3. I'd like to settle down someday, with a wife and kids.

Hannibal Lecter | NBC Hannibal | OTA

[mementomortadella]

1. I am completely and undeniably in love with someone who tracks dog hair into my home.

2. I would happily date a vegetarian.

3. I show my love for people through the food I cook them. I believe there's nothing better than adding a little heart to your cuisine.

[solosection]

2 is the lie.

[ That's it, that's the game. ]

Nyx Ulric | Final Fantasy XV

[nyxly]

1. I'm not marriage material.

2. Someday, I'm going to travel the world with an SO.

3. I only date people who I think are ten outta ten.

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

1. I somehow managed to like both my best friend and my worst enemy in junior high.

2. When I graduate, I think I'll pay my way through university by being a camboy.

3. One of my senpai always propositions me when he's drunk.

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

1. I've never dated anyone.

2. I've never kissed anyone.

3. I've never had sex with anyone.

The Medicine Seller | Mononoke

[meds4sale]

1. I think cleft chins are cute.

2. I have been told I am more impulsive in matters of the heart than one might think.

3. For all that I indulge in physical intimacy, I have only been in love a handful of times.

[terrifies]

Based solely on how rude it is to offer unsolicited advice about anything, I'm hoping it's 2.

There's a begrudging charm to cleft chins and falling in love is actually more difficult than the bard thinks.

Kassandra | Assassin's Creed Odyssey

[mistyohs]

1. I've fucked women from every one of the Greek isles.

2. I've received many invitations to orgies, but I've never accepted.

3. Given the chance, I would fuck a god.

[godlyrage]

I think... the first is false. There are far too many isles.

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OTA

[bookish_lioness]

1. I've sent attack birds after someone out of jealousy.

2. I've used a love potion on someone.

3. My first kiss was with an internationally-renowned athlete.

be gentle he is hella rusty

[undesirably]

I don't know if he would be considered internationally-renowned if muggles don't know who he is?

That's not my answer by the way, I know full well which one's the lie.

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

1. If someone doesn't want to have kids it's a long term deal breaker.
2. I like dressing up for people; it excites me.
3. My first time was a threesome.

[soulfusedinn]

Is it the first one? I bet it's the first one. Kids are cute in small doses but long term child raising sounds exhausting.

elio perlman | call me by your name / find me | ota

[solosection]

1. I've never had sex on a piano.

2. I consider myself a bad one night stand.

3. I've been in love with the same person for fifteen years.

[backronym]

...what part of the piano?

Alucard Tepes | Castlevania | ota

[dhampirheir]

1. I was nearly murdered while engaging in a threesome.

2. I sparkle in the sunlight.

3. I am a feral creature of the night.

[topsdracula]

The second one sounds too bloody absurd to be true.

Iren Suto | Original | OTA

[soulfusedinn]

Okay uh, lesse

One: I originally got my ears pierced to impress my boyfriend.
Two: I have slept with the entire staff of my inn.
Three: I have been proposed to twice but never married.

[fair_trouble]

The second one feels the most unlikely here.

Dr. Octopus | Spectacular Spider-Man | OTA

[armsistice]

1. I prefer to be called my supervillain name by romantic partners.
2. The arms attached to my spine are capable of independent sensation.
3. I am an insatiable cuddler.

[youremom]

…I would like the first one to be the lie.

Semi Eita | Haikyuu!!

[semisonic]

1. I usually wind up falling for people who annoy me

2. I'm not interested in serious relationships for the time being

3. I've been too rough in bed for almost all my partners

Abner Krill • The Suicide Squad • ota

[youremom]

1. I’ve never been on a date.

2. I cry after.

3. No one has ever told me they loved me.

[hobblepot]

[Normally, he's rather quick on the uptake, but--]

You cry after...?

[His eyebrows go up.

The real question is why Oswald is even here, bothering to engage. But those reasons are not for us ordinary mortals to comprehend.]

jaskier - the witcher (netflix)

[lettenhove]

1. I learned poetry while bedding the Countess de Stael.
2. I've been accused of being an eunuch.
3. I once bedded a sorceress.

feel free to ignore if not your bag

[relictusdeus]

[Arms crossed, Isaac cants his head, his pale-eyed gaze drifting southward. Lingering, and for longer than can be considered polite. He's in no hurry to make his decision.]

...The first is the lie. [He declares in a purring drawl.]

Worick Arcangelo | GANGSTA. | ota

[gigolopuff]

1. A (literal) dick stuck out my eye, hence the patch.
2. Been doing sex work for about twenty years.
3. I once worked at a brothel named Pussy and my boss's name was Big Mama. True story.

[soulfusedinn]

It HAS to be the first one.

Emery | Original Character

[fair_trouble]

Let me think...

One, my first- or I guess, second relationship ended because I got cheated on.

Two, I once gave a guy road head in return for him driving me to the next town.

Three, I don’t remember my first kiss.

[cruxial]

Is one the lie?

[Or is correcting yourself a sign of truth and not the tell of a lie she thought it was?]

Evie | Disney's Descendants | ota

[4hearts]

My first kiss was stolen by a pirate.

My first crush was a self-absorbed prince.

I saved my boyfriend from a curse with True Love's Kiss.

[fair_trouble]

The third one. [Because come on, True Love's Kiss??? The pirate thing is way more believable.]

Padmé Amidala (Skywalker) | Star Wars | OTA

[politicallyinclined]

1.) I served a term as Queen of my planet.
2.) I have never been a politician.
3.) I am a mother.

[sonofpatriots]

Why put two contradictory statements together?

[ He stares at her for a long moment, watching her intently for any clues before stating the following. Mind you, he doesn't know her from Eve but he can pick up on certain cues.]

Unless you were just a political figurehead, I'm willing to wager you were a politician.

Revolver Ocelot | Metal Gear Solid

[sonofpatriots]

1. I have one rule, never shoot a man in his back.
2. I used to be an NSA codebreaker when I was a teenager.
3. Believe it or not but I was born in Normandy, France.

Ellie Phimister / Negasonic etc. | Deadpool/XMCU

[goboom]

1. I've got pierced nipples.

2. I explode a little when I come.

3. I've never masturbated in public.

Pandora Drake | OC

[ailuruslucidity]

1. I have been on a date without realizing I was on a date more than once.
2. I wrote fluffy love confession fanfic about my two favorite characters as a teenager.
3. I dream of singing love songs to my significant other... if I ever find one.

Re: Pandora Drake | OC

[joblin]

Mmm. I know the first one is at least possible for someone to do. Number two?

Phineas Mason (Tinkerer) | The Spectacular Spider-Man | OTA

[intelinside]

[A: SFW edition...]

1. I'm in love with about... half a dozen people right now.

2. If I ever marry I am 100% certain it's going to be for the legal benefits.

3. My ideal date involves dancing at some point in the evening.

[B: ...or go for the smutty options!]

1. I have let a complete stranger tie me up. As in we met in the hotel room and never exchanged names.

2. The longest I've gone orgasm denial-wise has been a little less than six days.

3. I've gotten off untouched from giving a blowjob more than once.

to B or not to B

[armsistice]

I'm glad you're still here with us to tell that story, Phineas. I'm going to guess it's two, and if I'm correct, I'm going to ask if you'd like to extend your record.