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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[greetingsmortals]

Guillermo Did You Do The Laundry Today

[fangtasies]

I am almost finished, Master.

The tide pens would be more effective, if the blood wasn't...everywhere.

[greetingsmortals]

Humans Are Very Messy It's Not My Fault They Bleed So Much 🧛‍♂️🤔
That Reminds Me There Is Plastic Wrap On The Couch That Needs To Be Removed

As To The Reason I Have Sent You This Text Message I Had A Coupon For Half Price On A Dunking Donut In The Pocket Of My Cape And I Am Worried That It Was Not Removed Before You Took It To Be Cleaned Please Be Careful As It Is Very Important 🤷‍♂️🧛‍♂️🕶😲

[fangtasies]

Yes, I noticed that you keep asking about the plastic wrap on the couch. I can get to that right away of course, it's just that last time I took the wrap off, it ended up soaked again in under three minutes.

Do you want donuts, Master? I can pick some up after I finish the laundry.

( pls do not ask about the coupon again....... )

[greetingsmortals]

Guillermo I Can't Be Expected To Sit On A Plastic Wrapped Couch It Is Very Demeaning Not To Mention Slippery For Me To Sit On

I Do Not Need Donuts It Is The Coupon That Is Important 😱😰🥵👻 I Have Had It For Many Years And I Am Waiting For The Perfect Dunking Donut Which I Will Obtain At Half Price!!!

It Is Very Special And Important Guillermo I Hope You Understand

[fangtasies]

Of course, you can't live like that, that's crazy. And I'll make sure your coupon is extra safe and definitely not paper pulp.

Do you happen to remember the expiry date on the coupon, by any chance?

[greetingsmortals]

Expiry Date?

[fangtasies]

Was there maybe a short list of numbers printed in the corner?

[greetingsmortals]

I Do Not Know Guillermo It Isn't Here Any More So I Can't Check Can I!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵

[fangtasies]

Do you remember any specific details about this coupon, other than that it's for a half-price donut?

[greetingsmortals]

It Had Pictures Of Donuts On It
I Can't Be Expected To Remember Everything Guillermo

What Do I Look Like A Coupon Guy??

[fangtasies]

No, not at all.
Luckily I have your coupon right here Master, you won't have to remember any details about it at all. No need to worry.

[greetingsmortals]

See I Knew I Could Rely On You Guillermo This Is What I'm Always Telling The Others

Yes He Might Be Slow And Sometimes He Doesn't Do Things Properly And He's Always Leaving Plastic Wrap On The Furniture Unnecessarily For Too Long But He Is Reliable When It Counts

That Is What I Say

[fangtasies]

( is that a compliment? it's practically a compliment, that counts. he's taking it.

...nandor can never find out about the coupon. )

Well I'll never leave the plastic wrap on the couch again, so you'll never have to complain about that again sir. I'll just be reliable.