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YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [...]

you should date me if...

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[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

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You should date me if...

you have a thing for single dads just Doing Their Best.

[Her arms casually crossed, she raises a hand to indicate he should continue -- she wants to know more.]

Go on....

That sounds very sweet actually.

You should date me if you were the wolf girl growing up.

I dunno about that, but wolves are cute enough critters. Don't think I've ever met one in person.

You should date me if... you like bears!

They're so cute!

They are! Very dangerous though, I would definitely not advice you to touch one without permission -- or at all. Unless they're me.

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You should date me if... you prefer your pretty boys with a large helping of attitude.

( Taking notes ).

[The flattest stare.]

Tendou-san, what are you doing?

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You should date me if... you're really into that romantic trope where your crush falls asleep on you.

You should date me if you like traveling to strange and interesting places.

You should date me if you never want to go hungry.

Chef, I take it? Or you must enjoy cooking more than most.

While I'm not a professional chef, I do take great pleasure in the culinary arts. You could call it a bit of a passion of mine.

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[ Anode has been given a sign that says "You should date me if you like being carried." ]

...Oh come on. It's not my fault her alt-mode is a backpack.

Plus I'm married, thank you very much.

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You should date me if...you hate dead air!

[Dead air...Dead air...A cursory search of the definition is enough to make Dimos nod approvingly. Never mind that the whole 'dating' part is beyond him; this is just for socialisation purposes anyway, right???]

Dead air is an inconvenience, at best; you have good priorities. How do you personally fix this issue?

Well if I am allowed to impose my interpretation of this mysterious signage unto you, curious stranger, then I would assume it is referring to my terrific stage presence!

[Theseus shoots a smile that seems to sparkle at will, somehow.]

It's not a thoughtless and undemanding task, but I manage for the fans.

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Even Dimos recognizes that Theseus is a weirdo

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it's always the hot ones who are just strange, even robot man can see that

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I hate that it's canon Theseus knows what a gun is

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googling macedonian tau-lambda has shown me so much and i'm so fucking glad

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It's canon. It's all canon.

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it's what greek mythology and history deserves. good for you, hadesgame!!

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You should date me if...You want a real fixer-upper to teach how to be a real boy!

[he looks mildly confused by the sign, but makes no attempt to remove it.]

I run maintenance regularly, and therefore do not need 'fixing'. I am also modelled after an adult. This does not classify me as a boy.

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[Constantine has tried to get rid of his own sign several times already. Now he's resigned to it.

"You should date me if you're willing to have your life ruined."

He can't argue that it's exactly wrong either.]

Does anyone actually go for that?

No. That's the point, luv.

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[Alex just holds his up in some kind of sad solidarity.

"You should date me if you want a really nice seat at my funeral."

It's not like he can argue there isn't a really good argument for being genetically predetermined to an early if probably heroic death.]

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