sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Xiao Xingchen | The Untamed

[gentledawn]

[skullpiercing]

daozhang. heyyy daozhang. what's the difference between doing it in your mouth, and doing it in your ass?

[gentledawn]

Ah...

I'm not sure I'm the right person to ask.

[skullpiercing]

oh, then should i ask Little Blind instead?

idiot daozhang, doing it in your mouth makes your whole day -- but doing it in your ass makes your hole weak! heh, get it?

[gentledawn]

No, no no! She's too young for that kind of talk.

You do have a naughty sense of humor. [He would be lying if he said he didn't chuckle.]

[skullpiercing]

ha, did you laugh? i bet the daozhang is blushing. mm, wanna test the joke?

[gentledawn]

A little.

I'm not against the idea, my friend, but...

Is it painful?