midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

Comments

[mauved]

i know what youre trying to do but im not going to take your bait
if it really is a bear there are other ways to handle it
stricter hiking regulations, better wilderness conservation etc
its an animal it doesnt know any better

[gradual]

What about monsters? Do you think they know any better?

[mauved]

depends on the monster

[gradual]

Right. I suppose Godzilla doesn't mean to trample over vehicles and ruin entire buildings. He's just a large fellow.

[mauved]

look at you, knowing modern pop culture

[gradual]

Well, darling, I've been watching Netflix.

[mauved]

sounds like you need a new show to binge
take up some of that free time you seem to have so much of

[gradual]

Any recommendations then? I am on a sabbatical.

[mauved]

oh i dont know
im sure theres some trashy new vampire show you can have a laugh about

[gradual]

Dracula's a complete joke and I fell asleep during Twilight. But Kitchen Nightmare's been an enjoyable watch.

[mauved]

if you tell me gordon ramseys a vampire i dont even know what ill do

[gradual]

What? You wouldn't use him for target practice? That seems to be a favourite activity of yours.

[mauved]

wouldnt want you to get jealous