midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[quakeinboots]

[Would it be unnecessarily mean to point out that his everlasting embarrassment is the goal? Yes. Is she going to do so? Nope.]

Or

I could come visit you.

[Okay, she lied. Bro-shaming isn't what she's after. Not long distance, anyway. It'd be much more effective if she could get his shipmates in on dancing like fools.]

[outtaluck]

[ There it is. ]

Edna, we've talked about this.

[quakeinboots]

[Even if the answer is roughly what she expected it still... sucks. Not hurt. Hurt would imply that it bothers her, which it doesn't. At all.]

Fine. Then I want three dozen madeleines, a batch of drago stew, and the pictures.

And you have to wear a stupid hat while dancing.

[outtaluck]

[ Oh no. He shouldn't have protested in the first place. ]

What determines whether or not a hat is stupid?

[ May as well make certain he gets this right. ]

[quakeinboots]

[That's right, bro. It's going to take a lot to get her out of this sulk. She's had hundreds of years to practice.]

If your silly human companions either complain about it or fall off the boat laughing.

[outtaluck]

Hmmm. All right, I can use them as a barometer.
It might take me a while to find a hat that meets those parameters. I assume you don't mind waiting?