midnight textings

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The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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Chris Redfield | Resident Evil | OTA

[heavyfield]

[genepool]

knock knock, mister r. what's the weather like?

[heavyfield]

[ He simply replies with a link to weatherchannel.com ]

[genepool]

you're a terrible conversationalist.

[heavyfield]

Sometimes.

[ He wants to be a smart ass and leave it at that (because it's funny to him -- and likely only him), but he carries on. ]

Generally when you're at work 24/7 it doesn't leave much time to chit-chat about the weather or what you've had for breakfast.

[handguns]

getting some taco bell, you want anything?

[heavyfield]

I promised Jill no more Crunchwraps. :'(

[handguns]

😭😭😭 who else is going to eat midnight taco bell with me?

[heavyfield]

She didn't say anything about burritos, you know.

[handguns]

sneaky and rude. got me good.

[heavyfield]

Crunchwraps are burrito-like in that it has a tortilla as a vehicle for dumpster food. But that's where their similarities stop.

Do they still got those potato tacos? Going back into carbload mode for gains.
She'll forgive me.

[agentjj]

You up to coming to Quantico to help me with a case?

[heavyfield]

If it's involving bioterrorism then sure.
Just submit the request through the BSAA's official channels.

I can't guarantee I'll attend personally but we'll make sure you're taken care of.

[agentjj]

This case is more personal and I think you’d want to be involved.

[heavyfield]

To me?
Only a few people in my life are close enough to know what's "personal" to me.

If it's personal to you, I appreciate the trust but I don't take breaks from work and my schedule is full until 2080.

[thechancellor]

[Interesting how being a blighted demonic monster makes Ardyn a great consultant about how to defeat the horrific creatures that Chris and his team face around the world. He's really starting to enjoy this job.]

Hello? Are you alive? Did you defeat the mutated horror with the razor teeth and claws?

[heavyfield]

[ It's funny how some will turn-heel the second a better offer comes along. There's a reason Chris essentially trusts Claire, Jill, Barry and no one else. ]

I'm not sure why you think it's part of my job to update you on the current situation because it's not.
We're not friends.
Keep with the intel and you'll keep being a free man.

[thechancellor]

Alive, then.

[This is all for entertainment value on his part. Ardyn isn't worried about being captured, because he doesn't believe Chris, or anyone else, could manage it.]

But if you don't update me, how will I know what information to give you next? You must understand my situation here.