midnight textings

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The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[outtaluck]

[ #killbillsirens ]

You know how powerful they are, right?

[cicle]

i am well-aware, yes. this happens to be the second dragon in recent months to visit our fair city. the first was a corrupted god of eld, but this one is
hm
i get the impression it’s not from around here.

[outtaluck]

[ A corrupted god hardly sounds good, but what follows that is enough to make Eizen feel a rock-like weight in the pit of his stomach. ]

What do you mean

not me trying to remember the details of a game i played years ago

[cicle]

it seems to have brought all manner of chaos in its wake, for one. earthquakes and the like.
heaven forbid it cross into liyue, or it'll bring all those lovely stone spires down onto every village in the nation.

LMFAO you're doing amazing sweetie

[outtaluck]

I can't say why it came all this way, but I get the feeling this dragon comes from closer to my neck of the woods.
You may end up needing a whole army to take it down.

furiously googles everything

[cicle]

we don't exactly have the luxury of an army at the moment.
i don't suppose you have any other helpful tips?

[outtaluck]

Recruit me.
I've got some experience dealing with them.

[cicle]

[ Oh, Eizen. That's exactly what he was hoping you'd say. ]

if you're certain, i won't turn down an extra pair of hands.

[outtaluck]

I won't do it for free, just to get that out of the way.

[cicle]

not to worry. i'll ensure that you're duly compensated for your time.

[outtaluck]

Good.

[ He can't have anyone thinking this is for personal reasons. ]

In that case, I'll reach out as soon as we make port.

[cicle]

excellent. don’t keep me waiting too long now. ♥

[outtaluck]

The Van Eltia can't go any faster than it is already.
And my curse might extend the journey longer, so you'll have to hold out for now.

[cicle]

that was a joke, eizen. you don't need to take it so seriously.
whenever you arrive, we'll welcome the help.

[outtaluck]

[ He's just like this. Sorry, Kaeya. ]

Think you'll be able to keep things under control in the meantime?

[cicle]

we're holding our own for the moment, but i'm sure you can imagine how thin we're spread after two dragon problems back-to-back.

[outtaluck]

Yeah. How'd you handle the first one? You said it was some kind of corrupted god?

[cicle]

while i don't know the particulars, we had some assistance from a visitor to mondstadt, a traveler from far away. they absconded away with the acting grand master to parts unknown and dispatched the dragon.
enlisting their help right now is rather impossible, since they left our borders some time ago.

[outtaluck]

[ A traveler from far away? It certainly sounds intriguing... ]

They must be pretty powerful to take down a foe like that.

[cicle]

they certainly are something special.
a shame that they're an ocean away at present.

[outtaluck]

Well, now you have me.

[cicle]

that we do.
or we will, whenever your ship comes in.