midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[afflatusrapture]

When did this become about my sleeping habits?

I’ll have you know he never complains about anything.

Maybe you should go interrogate it for its secrets, and let me have a crisis about you mentioning children.

[menphina]

I'm the Radiant Matriarch, I've got to worry about your habits.

And I've told him that's not healthy! He needs to complain when he feels like it!

I can't interrupt it when it's taking a piss! That's rude! And I think whatever it's urinating is helping the garden.

Why are children a crisis?! You don't have to have them! Don't force yourself!

[afflatusrapture]

I’m not even a member of your tribe, Miss Radiant Matriarch.

You and I both know he’s not going to complain if it means he’s taking care of me.

Because I’m thirty two and the only experience I have is with your children.

[menphina]

Did you not get the notice? You're marrying one of mine so now you're part of my tribe.
Not that that stops you from being part of it even without that.
You knew this when you befriended me.
Now you cannot escape my love.
:D :D :D

I'm going to give him a stern talking-to.
(You can comfort him after.)

My children are little monsters but I don't think yours have to be that way. Besides, they're best when they've got a good role model. You're a good role model! You'll be fine!

[afflatusrapture]

Oh, many apologies! I had not received the memo that I had been taken into your loving arms so readily.

Oh you just know he’s going to pout. Matriarch fussing at him gets him so puffy.

Are you insinuating that you aren’t a good role model?

[menphina]

I'm the best, but you're even better. So live with it, because you're our wonderful Joie!

[afflatusrapture]

I simply cannot just live with it! You know this!

I’m far too shy to accept such things!