midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[greetingsmortals]

Nadja I Am Very Concerned I Can't Find My Favourite Fur Stole You Know The One That's Made From A Fox I Managed To Outwit And Cleverly Slay

Do You Think We Have Poltergeists Again

[vilf]

nandor you know i am very preoccupied with my council responsibilities
i simply cannot be bothered to worry about your rat furs

anyway what did guillermo say

[greetingsmortals]

It Is Not Rat Fur Nadja It Is Fox Fur As I Said I Have Found My Rat Furs So That Is Not The Issue

He Is Not Here It Is His Day Off Otherwise I Am Sure He Would Have Found It Or Faced My Wrath

[vilf]

you know i really do think you coddle him a great deal
this is what can happen with familiars nandor
you give them an inch and then they will try to cut off your head while you are sleeping
or steal your rat furs

[greetingsmortals]

Guillermo Would Never Cut Off My Head Nadja!!! He Knows How Angry I Would Be If He Did That

You Are Just Jealous Because All Of Your Familiars Have Ended Up Being Horribly Killed
Also They Are Not Rat Furs!

[vilf]

well not gizmo
he is more like a little soft boy who likes to be told to dust things

alright now some of those were accidents
especially the one whose intestines came out of his asshole
laszlo and i had nothing to do with that

[greetingsmortals]

That Was Very Messy, Really Even If It Wasn't Your Fault They Were Sort Of Your Intestines
You Could At Least Have Tidied It Up