midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[greetingsmortals]

Laszlo Have You Seen The Tiny Pictures

Look I Found Bats!!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

[nightslut]

Nandor old chap,

What the fuck? Now just how the the devil are you doing that?

Because my good man, if you've been hacksed by one of those infamous International Web con artists and are electronically transmitting me a virus, I should warn you that I'm going to be extremely cross about it.

Write back soon,
Laszlo
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[greetingsmortals]

Guillermo Demonstrated The Emoji Key Board For Me I Would Never Send You A Virus Laszlo At Least Not Through The Electronic Web I Am Shocked You Would Think That Of Me

In Any Case Let Me Further Demonstrate The Capabilities Of This Machine Observe

🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️ This Is You And Nadja
🧛‍♂️🏆🕶 This Is Me Because I Am More Powerful As We Know The Sunglasses Demonstrate How Cool I Am

🍆💦 Guillermo Says This Is What You Send To Ladies You Want To Romantically Entangle

[nightslut]

Nandor,

Rest assured, old chum, I would never dream of accusing you of doing such a thing on purpose. If there's any greater insult than that, well, I certainly don't know it.

No, it's all the scam pirate hackers that lurk throughout the dark corners of the Apple Cloud who I don't trust. You may not know this, but among the more technologically savvy circles for young bucks such as myself it's what all the geek squadrons are talking about these days: apparently how these scoundrels operate is that they can distribute these electronic viruses through what will appear to the untrained eye to be an ordinary, perfectly harmless electronic mail attachment, but will in fact be something called "Spywear" which can then somehow remotely steal the personal information from any poor stooge too devil-may-care to be using protection, presumably while they're still too busy riding out the worst of the infection to notice.

Some even believe it to be one of the greatest threats plaguing America today. Or perhaps the world.

But I digress, because these little pictures are absolutely fucking brilliant. How the hell did they manage such an uncanny resemblance? Did someone called Alexa have anything to do with it?

And has your chubby little bodyguard gone completely mad? Why would I ever send any woman a hieroglyph of a tiny eggplant? That's not romantic, it's a bloody vegetable. If anything I'd prefer to send an image of my cock.

Your old friend,
Laszlo

[greetingsmortals]

How Do They Manage To Fit Spies Into The Computer Laszlo? Are They Very Tiny Or Perhaps In The Forms Of Fleas And Beetles? That Sounds Very Nefarious And Evil They Would Have To Be Very Highly Trained But Nevertheless I Will Keep Watch Thank You For Warning Me

As To The Pictures Of Your Penis I Imagine They Just Don't Have Any So Perhaps You Need To Send Them One But In The Mean Time You Can Imagine Someone Fucking The Eggplant Or Inserting It Into Themselves So I Can See The Appeal Personally

This One Looks Like An Arse Though It Is A Fruit 🍑

[nightslut]

To Nandor,

Alas but it would all be far too complicated to explain, even I only barely understand it, myself. Some subliminal form of hypnosis, perhaps, so we all must remain constantly vigilant about staring at our screens.

Oh yes. Now I see. Well when you put it like that it makes perfect sense, who among us hasn't been intimate a dozen or so times with one of the good Mother Earth's most perfectly crafted natural phalluses? Nature's dildos we used to call them, back in England.

However, I must admit that I never once considered before this moment that a peach could resemble an arse, but now that you've said it arses are all I'll ever be able to think about on such rare occasions that I am actually face to face with a peach. What a beautifully firm arse that peach would make, too. Or any round fruit, really.

Indecently yours,
Laszlo