midnight textings

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The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[mrsklover]

How many topless photos of your boo do you think I have? I couldn't even if I wanted to.

I'll post Mike instead.

[losers_club]

Better not, I would get catty with you.

You should ask Mike first, he might not want his pics out there either. And why not post your own?

[mrsklover]

Because I think that the children have all suffered enough.

[losers_club]

Beep beep. You're a perfectly handsome guy. I'm sure you have a whole fan club out there wanting to see both your chest hairs.

[mrsklover]

You never told me that you needed glasses, too.

But thanks, Red. You're sweet.

[losers_club]

We're in the age of the dad bod, you're a hot commodity now.

But you know I love you, losers always stick together.

[mrsklover]

I'll remind you that you threatened murder like five minutes ago.

But thanks, Bev. Love you too.

[losers_club]

But I do it out of love.

You're one of my two famous friends, I need that clout at parties.

[mrsklover]

You're such a brat, Ringwald.

Speaking of famous and unfamous friends, how is that hunk of man meat you get to snuggle with?

[losers_club]

He would die if he heard you say that about him.

Ben is good, he's great actually. We're still taking things slow. But that's good.

[mrsklover]

Slow, huh? 27 years wasn't slow enough for you guys?

Seriously though. That's great. You deserve it.

[losers_club]

Most of the 27 years was spent not remembering much of anything about back home.

I think we all deserve a little happiness at least.

[mrsklover]

'Little happiness' here meaning great sex, right?

[losers_club]

I literally meant being happy, but you know if that's what makes you happy hey.

[mrsklover]

Awww. Just rubbing in my lackluster love life.

Party foul!

[losers_club]

I don't think I was rubbing anything of yours. But maybe that's the issue.

You should find a rubbing buddy.

[mrsklover]

Holy shit. Bev gets off a good one. That's hilarious.

Also, ha ha ha. Rubbing buddy. Do they have an app for that?

[losers_club]

I don't use them but I am assuming there is an app for everything.

Come on, you're telling me a famous cute guy like you doesn't have a tons of guys after you?

[mrsklover]

Batting them off with an axe, you know me.

Except that, no, I'm not.

Guys aren't super excited about going out with a dude that like a year ago wrote about masturbating to his fake girlfriend's sister.

[losers_club]

You want to go out sometime? To like a club or something?

I don't know if I am any good as a wingman/woman/person? But at least you'd have a friend and good company.