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cherrytrees ([personal profile] cherrytrees) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2021-09-19 01:57 am

midnight textings


The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:

● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
● Tag others
● Have fun!
youremom: (pic#15093933)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I could buy it a hotdog?
vermintide: (tardigrades are amazing by the way)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-20 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
And something to drink
Milk or water
Are you going to keep it?
youremom: (pic#15131631)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-21 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don’t think they have milk at hotdog carts.
When I try to put it down it tries to climb up my leg. Also it cries.
vermintide: but awful in the way that i guess is my jam (this is awful)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-21 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Its probably hungry
Make sure you tear the hotdog into little pieces

Where did you find it?
youremom: (pic#15093897)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-21 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It does have a small mouth. And surprisingly sharp feet.

It was in the trash.
vermintide: with your whole deal. i think it sucks (you know that I am not down)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-22 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's terrible!
Poor thing

Shelters will be open in the morning
Or you could keep it
youremom: (pic#15093933)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-22 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of people are. Terrible.

Can you just keep things you find?

God I really am the worst supervillain.
Edited 2021-09-22 01:39 (UTC)
vermintide: in the heart and pushed him into the ocean? grow up. (oh what you've never stabbed a guy)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-22 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, especially when you find them in the garbage
People throw out lots of wonderful things
[ like bread ]

Are you really? A villain
I've wondered
youremom: (Default)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-22 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. [Like other people.]

It likes the hotdog.

Yes? I mean: yes. There are things where, if you do them, that’s what you are and you can’t go back. They won’t let you.

I don’t really know what I am or I’m supposed to do now though.
vermintide: an adult who wears Lightning McQueen light-up crocs. (I myself live in a glass house)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-22 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well tonight you are the entire world to a little kitten

You said some of your siblings are alive
Do you want to see them?
youremom: (pic#15093898)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
It’s so small. How do you make sure Sebastien doesn’t get hurt?

I said they lived after the experiments.
They’re not still alive.
I don’t think they would let me back in to S.T.A.R. Labs even if they were. I caused a lot of damage.
vermintide: (you can't own like nature man)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-22 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry
I can't imagine what that was like

Rats don't repeat their mistakes
Sebastien has lived long enough that he knows how to take care of himself
Except for when his vest needs mending

A kitten is much more dependent
youremom: (pic#15093895)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-22 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
They’re not in pain anymore.

What’s the vest for?

I think I’m going to keep it.
vermintide: (tardigrades are amazing by the way)

[personal profile] vermintide 2021-09-22 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I can fit things in the pocket
It was just supposed to be temporary but he refused to let me take it off

Good!!
You'll have to name it!
youremom: (pic#15131632)

[personal profile] youremom 2021-09-22 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
He’s very smart. Pockets are really useful.

What about: Steve?