midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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Sam Wilson | MCU | OTA

[unclesam]

[mauved]

how heavy even is that shield
literally i mean not like
morally

[unclesam]

12 pounds - had the same question and weighed it
of course the weight adapts to how much gravitas I need for inspiring speeches

[mauved]

is it like a drinking game
except instead of taking a shot everytime you say freedom a pound gets added

[unclesam]

I need the drinking game to keep lobbing the thing around.
saying 'liberty' runs the risk of just dropping me outta the air completely.

[mauved]

are the speeches a required part of the job or is that something you can phase out eventually

[unclesam]

well I got no contract so no idea if it's in the job description, but I have a running theory the shield actually compels whoever wields it. ain't got proof, but I know I'm right.

[mauved]

clearly we need to test this theory
tell you what
you let me babysit the shield for a day
if i start boosting morale then well know for sure