midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

Comments

[riskless]

i'm suddenly in the mood for a heist

[defenestratings]

Hope you plan is better than Charlie's

[riskless]

i don't have a plan yet but i'm smarter than him so i'm gonna preemptively say yeah it is better

[defenestratings]

What do you want to steal?

[riskless]

debated my own personal rodin

then thought about maybe liberating the elgin marbles

but i also really hate the diamond industry so it would be fun to fuck with them too

[defenestratings]

Rodin's overrated, he gave all of the rights to his art to France and they've been making casts from his plasters since he died and that's half bullshit

Diamonds though

I happen to know a bloke who has some diamonds

[riskless]

ok but that's not the same as a genuine one

though i'm kinda feeling diamonds anyway