midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[lancifolium]

But at times you're not above making demands, petulantly.

[heritant]

Well, what am I supposed to do?

[lancifolium]

Your own homework.

[heritant]

Merlin, no.

[lancifolium]

Well I certainly don't trust you with mine, so yours it'll have to be.

[heritant]

I could cast an easy quill spell, you know.

[lancifolium]

If quantity rather than quality is your aim, you certainly could. You could also ask if I'd share my notes and give doing homework the old fashioned way a go.

[heritant]

Name one occasion where Astronomy will improve my life.

I'll wait.

[lancifolium]

A promising future as a daring ship captain?

[heritant]

Too many Galleons to bother with piracy, I'm afraid.

[lancifolium]

Where's your inherent sense of poetry? Well-to-do young man lured away from his gilded existence by the call of the lawless sea is a tale as old as time.

[heritant]

So, make my fresh career happen.

[lancifolium]

Absolutely not. If I'm paving the road to a life of nautical daring for anyone it's me.

[heritant]

You're no use to anyone.

[lancifolium]

Somehow I still sleep at night. You can use my notes.

[heritant]

I'll remember. You must know I will.

[lancifolium]

Wonderful, thank you. This will lend itself beautifully to my legacy of brutal daring upon the seas.