midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[fantabulousandwich]

[Attached: (1) picture of a man dressed in a green velvet jacket and short pants, lace around the collar, that makes him look like a schoolboy from a bygone era. He's hog-tied, cord wrapped around and around him, and his face is covered by denim wrapped entirely around his head. The scene is lit up by a garish sign to one side proclaiming "2 FOR 2$ HOT DOGS!!!"]

yo, bats

i don't normally do this

so this little shit just tried to use his berries and cream EYE LASERS to hold up the chevron on 8th and birmingham

where do you want him

[20years]

[ The last thing he expected was a message from Harley. Though, he raises a brow at the picture. ]

There an alley nearby?

[fantabulousandwich]

[Harley, a little bit drunk and slightly singed around the edges, has to peer around, trying to get her bearings. There; she can just see it.]

half a block east

there? i can haul him that far. id toss him in a dumpster, but he'd just burn it