[Would it be unnecessarily mean to point out that his everlasting embarrassment is the goal? Yes. Is she going to do so? Nope.]
Or
I could come visit you.
[Okay, she lied. Bro-shaming isn't what she's after. Not long distance, anyway. It'd be much more effective if she could get his shipmates in on dancing like fools.]
no subject
Or
I could come visit you.
[Okay, she lied. Bro-shaming isn't what she's after. Not long distance, anyway. It'd be much more effective if she could get his shipmates in on dancing like fools.]