tfln.

[shootstars]

u know

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[sinistral]

Turn it loose on whoever pissed me off last. Duh.

[regal_magus]

I would, but the way the Shadowhunters would reprimand me would be very annoying.

[sinistral]

You put too much stock in their opinions.

[regal_magus]

Given the fact that I am, technically, beholden to their governance in a way, I don't have as much choice as I would like.

[sinistral]

Let me enjoy my fantasy world where their Clave doesn't exist. Just for five more minutes.

[regal_magus]

If that's your fantasy, make the list.

[sinistral]

It's a good fantasy. But where'd the snake come from anyway?

[regal_magus]

She was a gift to a former lover. Needless to say, we didn't part on the best terms.

[sinistral]

Aside the unpleasant memory issue, is it suitable as a pet? I mean, pet snakes are a thing, right?

[regal_magus]

Pet snakes are a thing, and she really is affectionate.

[sinistral]

I mean. If you don't get any takers, I could probably keep her.

[regal_magus]

She's a very good guard snake.

[sinistral]

Is she very prone to biting?

[regal_magus]

Not her owner. Really she's a sweetie. And mostly uses her spitting fire as a defense.

[sinistral]

I mean, tempt me more.

[regal_magus]

She's a magical creature and doesn't require feeding.

[sinistral]

So what's her name?

[regal_magus]

Oh, we didn't bother naming her.

[sinistral]

I spider I'll have to think on that point.

[regal_magus]

I suppose you shall as well.

Oh, she's free range. She'll need to be able to roam your space.

What was I even typing up there

[sinistral]

You've been in my apartment, New York isn't exactly big on space. Unless you've finally got vacancies in that building of yours.

I think it was supposed to be 'i suppose' but autocorrect mangled

[regal_magus]

My dear, my building has the space it does because it's not where it is.

I also think it was supposed to be 'i suppose' but #justphonethings

[sinistral]

I know, I know. But I'm going to keep asking.

[regal_magus]

Sorry, but you aren't a warlock.