That's my type, that's my type!

[knitsock]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

Adora | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | F/F for shippy

[eightfootprincess]

[BAD GIRLS WITH COMPLICATED HISTORIES.]

I mean...

[BIG MUSCLES DON'T HURT EITHER.]

okay THAT one I can't deny.

Samata Mahto | Original | OTA

[les_magique]

[CHARMING, HANDSOME, REFINED, ELEGANT, GREAT HAIR.]

Nothing wrong with that, I think.

[MEN OR WOMEN]

Now hold on a second.

[SHE'S IN THE CLOSET ABOUT BEING BI]

STOP THAT!

[dragon_blossom]

[ Beautiful Older Men and Women

Especially if They're Dangerous ]

N-no one needs to know that part...

[subtractoneli]

You'd like my mom!

[dragon_blossom]

If she's as beautiful as you... u-um, dangerous how, though?

[subtractoneli]

Hmmm...

Like she could make your orgasm yourself to death with eye contact? Probably.

[dragon_blossom]

Well, I mean. Humans die eventually, but that's... drastic.

[subtractoneli]

Succubi have it worse in that respect. We usually drop dead in our forties.

On the plus side? Smooth shiny skin for life.

[dragon_blossom]

Jeez, that is a bit short. Guess you gotta have that to make up for it.

Greg Sanders | CSI | M/M

[partlynorwegian]

[Masc Texas Men with a Charming Smile.]

I mean... I won't deny it.

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die

[musicaldemon]

[GENTLE, SOFT GIRLS.]

Ahaha, I mean ... yeah, got me there.

[GUYS WITH ROUGH EXTERIORS.]

Yeah okay but --

[NO JERKS. MARSHMALLOWS ON THE INSIDE ONLY. HEART OF GOLD TYPES REALLY DO IT FOR HER.]

Ah hell.

Christine Palmer | mcu

[drpalmer]

[enormous egos and good bone structure.]

Awesome.

Ives | OC | ota

[getsmy]

[Small and sharp partners he can pamper-]

Hmm... [that doesn't seem all that worthy of protesting, that's fine]

[-who will put him in his place]

Now, now, now- that's enough of that!

[amorality]

[Ryan tries not to laugh, but that reaction...! He snickers to himself.]

At your size, isn't everyone "small"? How fortunate for you.

[getsmy]

Of humans and elves, perhaps. I'm not even particularly tall for a Giant.

[of his roughly 150 year lifespan each reincarnation, he's barely into this one at age 20! His horns scarcely have a full curve on them, he'll keep getting taller well into middle age.

That all said, he's been told on for liking the smaller types, provided they're feisty]

[amorality]

As far as population size is concerned, isn't that still "most"? Larger organisms tend to breed more slowly and have longer gestation periods.

[Which is probably a little rude to just say like that, but Ryan struggles to rein in the impulse to spout facts.]

...what is your place, exactly?

[getsmy]

Myddvai. It does not function on the mechanics you might be presuming.

[it's a world where biology takes a limo sized backseat to Magical Nonsense]

... that said, fellow Giants make for awkward romantic prospects, of which I have no interest in pursuing. My type should not be all that surprising.

[also, like... catch him peeking around trying to see if Ryan gets told on in the same way, because color Ives curious]

[amorality]

[What other mechanics are there?! Ryan wrinkles his nose, considering how to ask. Ultimately,
he decides he'd rather not risk hearing about some potentially weird sex thing.]

I see.

[No, he doesn't. But he does notice that curious peeking. How rude! He was just here to tease...

At least it's not particularly damning. It just says "If I'm not in control, I'm not interested", which is perfectly normal and not at all an indication that he needs therapy.]

Good luck with that. Any romantic entanglement is awkward.

[getsmy]

You are correct to some degree. Intimacy invites vulnerability, something you must not care much for. [given the type Ryan seems interesting in, whoops]

[amorality]

[He's entirely correct in that assumption, which just makes it worse.]

And? No one desires true vulnerability. Those that think they do are either powerful enough that their vulnerability naturally has limits, stupid enough to fall to their baser instincts, or both. I don't have the privilege of power or strength, nor am I ignorant enough to just ignore that fact.

[getsmy]

[Ives is just giving Ryan a long look, perhaps far too long for comfort, before cutting right to it]

Are you trying to prove you're my type or is that happening by accident?

[amorality]

[Ryan just came here to get a peek at an alien and for a little light bullying and he is feeling so attacked right now!]

What?! Of course not, you —

[Wait. Name-calling isn't the right approach here, is it? Does this guy want to be degraded? Some people are apparently into that. Oh no, what if he's been accidentally coming on to an alien?

His tone is considerably less aggressive when he continues:]

— you... just said I wasn't interested in vulnerability like that's a strange thing. I was clarifying the matter.

[getsmy]

[Ryan was definitely, accidentally, coming on to this "alien". Ives gets a bit red again and gives a cough-laugh muffled by a tight lipped smirk. Ryan's reaction is very funny and Ives is going to razz him in retaliation]

Sounded like you were trying to put me in my place, that's all. [also, comparably small and sharp, so that's gonna ding all the marks isn't it?]

[amorality]

[Mostly accidentally, anyway. There's no denying he wanted to tease, but he's ready to retreat now that he's been called out. Is there any way he can ask for a sample without it getting too weird...?

No, probably not.]

Well, if you'll excuse me, I should get back to the lab.

[getsmy]

["sample" is definitely going to sound like innuendo so... best keep that unsaid.

Ives has to get in a last word]

Some parting advice; don't start auditioning when you don't want the role.

Bradley Bain | MHYK | OTA

[battling]

[Cute men]

[He can't complain.]

[With depression.]

Yeah.

[rage_rekker]

I'm not interested.

[battling]

I'm not goin' for anybody right now.

[rage_rekker]

Neither am I.

[He is unfortunately marked, too.

People who are patient and understanding. People I dislike or don't get along with.]

Vinnie Smalls | Buying Time | M/M

[dailyleisurecredits]

[BIGGER MEN THAN ME.]

Awfully blunt...

[MUST BE INTO WEIRD STUFF. AND MUSIC.]

[Ignore the little choking noise, he's just gonna quietly die over that.]

[kron_k]

I dunno if I'm big enough. Are squirrels weird? [ Kronk has no idea this isn't a BEST FRIENDS thing. ]

i'm wheezing thank you for this blessing

[dailyleisurecredits]

I.

Huh.

I-I mean I haven't seen a squirrel in...years. So, maybe weird is comparative.

<3

[kron_k]

Yeah... I'll bring you one! When we're best buds. [ They're gonna be best buds forever, right? ]

[dailyleisurecredits]

[He can't say no to that face. How can anyone?]

You're going to bring me a squirrel? Where do you even get squirrels?

[Just quietly imagining him chasing one through the streets...]

[kron_k]

[ It's obvious this big, sweet guy is kinda slow but. But. He's trying his best. ]

Uhhh... it's easy! Just call 'em over.

[dailyleisurecredits]

[While most of the people he's surrounded by usually have more sense, Kronk is nice and not overly loud or touchy in his enthusiasm, so he can live with this.]

Call them?

[Ok he kind of wants to see this.]

[kron_k]

[ Kronk is completely harmless! The worst he'll do is offer too many homemade baked goods. He tries to call a squirrel over. ]

Squeak squeaker! Squeak? [ Not- nothing...? Probably because they're indoors! ]

[dailyleisurecredits]

[Is he...is he just...saying squeaks? It takes a fair amount of restraint for Vinnie not to laugh, especially given how serious the look on this guy's face is.]

M-Maybe this isn't the best place to try and attract one.

[kron_k]

Oh yeah! Because we're inside, right?

Hah. [ He shrugs and smiles. ] We can still be pals, right?

[dailyleisurecredits]

[He returns the gesture easily.] Of course.

Sakuya Izayoi | Touhou Project | OTA

[elegant_knives]

[ Charismatic yet somehow cute individuals with fairly large egos... ]

Ah...