I'm not throwing away my shot

[knitsock]

shoot your shot

Some characters can be smooth operators. Others couldn't woo anyone if their life depended on it. Yet they've ended up with one common goal today: they've gotta put on their best game face and flirt.

Maybe it's sincere; they've had their heart set on their pinpoint target for a while and this chance can't be blown. Possibly it's as a prank, bro. Also, canons provide a non-zero chance that someone has to flirt nuclear launch codes out from under a villainous billionaire. Who doesn't have that penciled in for Sunday night?

how do:
- DON'T LEAVE YOUR TOP COMMENT BLANK. That's where your character's flirtation/pickup line/attempt to sweep love interest off their feet goes. Be it a simple line of dialogue, action spam, etc, it just can't be empty.
- Choose your destiny. Flawless victory.

Comments

[sir] gawain | arthuriana

[nooner]

1. Damn, girl, your legs are as long as the patriarchy has been in power.

2. Hey, baby, I know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

3. Are you a chicken? Because you're looking pretty impeccable.

2.

[sovereynte]

Go on.

[nooner]

You've got a mind that absolutely blows mine, a heart and soul that give me life, and an ass that absolutely refuses to quit.

Just so you know.

[sovereynte]

I do know, but it's always lovely to be reminded that you do as well.

[nooner]

Everyone who meets you knows, babe.

[sovereynte]

Not everyone.

[ But he does get a kiss on the cheek for that. ]

The world is full of fools after all.

[nooner]

[happiest man in the world right here]

I'll hold your bag and earrings while you fight 'em all.

[sovereynte]

[ Bonus happiness: his wife is now in his lap. ]

I married well.

[nooner]

[living what is truly his best life, complete now with getting arms happily tangled up around her]

Hey, if it makes you happy.

[sovereynte]

[ Being a really good cuddler is one of the many things she appreciates about him. ]

You'd know if it didn't.

[nooner]

Got my eye on it.

[but like, she likes his dumb continued pick-up lines XX years into the marriage, so he's not super worried]

[sovereynte]

[ He's doing his part to keep the romance alive, she's not about to complain about that. ]

Sounded more like you've got your eyes on my ass.

[nooner]

Got two eyes.

thor | mcu | m/f

[onlyifidie]

You're one of the most glorious things in the Nine Realms that I've seen thus far. [ shrug.gif ] Why should I play coy about this?

[justthor]

Because it would make you appear to be the most gloriously vain thing in the Nine Realms, Odinson.

But know still that I do not dislike your speech. I merely tease.

[drpalmer]

I somehow doubt that.

blitzo | helluva boss/hazbin hotel | ota

[blitzo]

[ He's gonna reflexively flirt unless you're super underaged, so practice. Shoot your shot.

If you need a line: ]

Hey baby, you wanna kill everyone in sight or is that sour puss just natural?