They hated him because he was right

[asoftermeme]

top or bottom | a high-concept, highbrow meme

don't front. you know exactly what this is.

the rundown
1. for numerous, cosmically complex reasons that form a domino effect — or just because it's fucking hilarious — an unknown force has compelled your character to admit if they're top or a bottom. some will try to lie and immediately be corrected (humiliation is probable). others will be honest. all will be revealed.
2. others express their interest, disinterest, shock, awkward downward spiral. have a casual conversation. hook up! live, laugh, love!
3. if you leave a blank top comment i will literally come piss on your computer.
4. switches are important and valid.

Comments

Ava Sharpe | Legends of Tomorrow

[agtsharpe]

I have a pathological need to be in control at all times that naturally extends to the bedroom, but I really want to submit to someone that can take that control from me and make me obey her every whim, and oh my God, why the hell did I just say that out loud?

[onewaytohell]

[The biggest shit-eating grin on his face. Sure, he knew that this was the case, but it's something else to hear their co-captain say it aloud.]

Sara is pretty good at getting... on top of things, isn't she?

Lyndis | Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade | OTA

[girloftheplains]

I'm a top. I'm not afraid to do anything, but we do it on my terms.

[She's a bit surprised at herself for saying it out loud, but not ashamed in the least.]

[daughterofthemark]

Goodness, and just what are your terms?

[You know, a normal person probably wouldn't have taken that as a declaration of intent...]

Caleb Widogast | Critical Role | OTA

[zemnianjoy]

Neither top nor bottom but a 'yes please'

[ seriously, it's baskin robbins in Widogast-land; 31 flavors-- all of them delicious ]

[onewaytohell]

No preference at all? Take it you'll never be disappointed then.

Princess Serenity / Sailor Moon / OTA

[moonbunnyusako]

Oh I’m a definite bottom. I love to be held down. If I’m on top it’s likely because someone has a hold of me and is just bouncing me on their cock.

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

It largely depends on my partner. I'll bottom for someone with the confidence and strength to earn my submission, but I also enjoy winning a battle of wills.

Silas Dengdamor | Dirk Gently | ota

[tumemanques]

I honestly don't mind either way --

[ just as he says that, though, a totally new set of words forces itself from his mouth: ]

-- except I'd really rather be the one getting plowed into, preferably by someone significantly bigger and stronger than I am.

[ he then claps both hands over his mouth, instantly going red. ]

[zemnianjoy]

[ casually jotting down notes here-- for later and posterity's sake ]

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

I'm a t— [her voice seems to cut out, much like a cell phone dropping a call] switch!

No, no! What I meant to say was to— [oh, there it goes again] switch!

Goddammit, what the hell? Whatever. This is stupid.

[Aoba has control issues, but that can swing either way. Mostly what decides her level of active or passiveness is her partner and how they behave.]

[mayitlastforeve]

There's nothing wrong with being a bottom.

Kiara Sessyoin | Fate/Grand Order

[thotsandprayers]

I suppose there's no harm in admitting I'm willing to fill either role.

[fictusrex]

[The flattest and most unimpressed of looks.]

Yeah I can't say I am too surprised you'd say that.

shion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[shiister]

Oh my, a question like this? What do you think I am?

[ Shion is unsurprisingly not very embarrassed. ]

Ahaha! Well, if I have to say it, I will. I usually imagine myself taking charge.

mikan tsumiki | super danganronpa 2

[maltreatment]

M-Me? I'm—I'm—n-no, I don't want to say—

[ She... can't surpress it...! ]

S-S-Switch!

[ And then, complete mortification. ]

Ah...!

[loudscreaming]

Uwaaaaahhh, what's this?! Mikan-chan isn't a total subby sub? What a twist! Ibuki would pay one thousand yen plus tax to see a movie like this!

Sherlock Holmes | Moriarty the Patriot | m/m

[illcatchyou]

Of course I'm a top.

[grits his teeth]

And a bottom. Hey, what the hell?!

Re: Sherlock Holmes | Moriarty the Patriot | m/m

[redlily]

You are a talented actor, filling multiple roles like that. Any director would be lucky to have you.

terrance ward || marvel 616

[traumatizing]

I guess I'm a top? Is that-- I don't know. I just want to make whoever I'm with feel good.

[how do you say you're a service top when you've never heard the term before in your life and are also deeply uncomfortable with considering your own preferences]

[venatoris]

What if the person your with is a top? How do you compromise?

[ This is important information that Dean is very curious about, okay. And he's had a whiskey or two, so it's got his courage up. ]

Margo Hanson | The Magicians

[ibiza]

I'm a top. What I say goes. There's nothing I enjoy more than calling the shots in the bedroom.

[ Margo grits her teeth fighting back some unnameable urge. ]

Except maybe the feeling of being under someone's thumb. Dominated, conqu-- FUCK. What is this crazy?

[ She clamps a hand over her mouth and shakes her head. ]

Yamaguchi Tadashi | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[sobakasukarasu]

I'm a top! Seriously!

...Why does no one ever believe me?

[game_boi]

[ there is some squinting happening. ]

that is... surprising.

m!Byleth | FE:3H | ota

[restingbytchface]

I'm a top. Noble, commoner, mage, knight, man, woman or other... it doesn't matter. I will top you. This isn't up for debate.

kenma kozume | haikyuu | m/m.

[game_boi]

i- um, uhhh.....

bottom.

[ is anyone surprised? ]

mickey milkovich /\ shameless /\ ota (CW in profile)

[southsided]

Don't even fuckin' look this way if you don't got at least nine inches. At least. It's not a bargain bin sale over here, I'm fuckin' top shelf power bottom, and you're welcome for that. [he is also currently cleaning a smith & wesson with suspicious scuff marks where the serial number should be]

[roughedge]

You'd got some high standards, bud.

Yuzu Hiiragi | Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc V

[songstressedout]

B-Bottom! B-But I c-can top if necessary!

[ Oh god, why did she say that... her face is fully flushed all the way up to her ears. ]

Ashiya Douman | Fate/Grand Order

[beautiful_carnivore]

This humble priest can be anything you want~ So I believe the term is switch? That said, causing pain is much more pleasurable than receiving it. But I can be put in the right mood for it...

Greg Sanders | CSI | M/M

[partlynorwegian]

I don't think it's such a shameful thing to admit that I'd have a preference for bottoming.

But that doesn't mean that I'm cheap.

[clouded_moon]

Of course not! Nothing wrong with being on the receiving end....and honestly it can be way more fun for so much less work.

Trip Tucker | Star Trek Enterprise

[gotpregnant]

Top obviously.

If I was so inclined.

[captainarcher]

Yeah? Can't say I was expecting that.

[the broadest, most shit-eating of grins that this face can wear]

dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

[ s c o f f! ]

Top, obviously.

[ But that's not entirely true, now is it? And for some reason, he can't...keep his mouth shut. And oh, he tries. Really, he does, fights against it, says it through clenched teeth. ]

Usually, anyway. Depends on who I'm with.

[twopointeightkids]

I'm usually a bottom. It's quite the pain in the butt.

Calvin Fetsic | Eastsiders

[twopointeightkids]

I'm a total bottom.

Wait.... I meant to say that I'm verse. Like most of the time... or closer to 60-40.

Marcus Flavius Aquila | The Eagle

[disgracedlegacy]

This is a disgraceful, gossiping question and I'll not stand for it. No, you may not know. [Crosses his arms over his chest. Please ignore the flashing "bottom" behind him though.]

Peter Burke - White Collar - voicetesting

[damnrightido]

Service top. That's what it's called, right?

...okay, bossy top with the right partner. Wrong partner. Whatever.

[resistetmords]

The right partner? Mm, I suppose some enjoy their partner being large and in charge more than others.