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rampantlion) wrote in bakerstreet2013-02-12 07:01 pm
the james bond meme
the james bond meme
Bond. James Bond.
Double ‘o’ seven.
Who doesn’t know this suave man who has such an action packed life? What guy hasn’t thought of what it would be like to be The Super Spy, saving the world, using cool gadget, and getting the girl? What girl hasn’t thought of what it would be like to be one of the Bond girls but a little more badassed? Or just a part of that too-cool world?
No one, that’s who.
So roll the dice and find out what role and what prompt you’re going to play out with someone, or mix and match for your own enjoyment.
Then, look to the third section—where there will be bonus challenges, because what is a Bond movie without a twist?
Double ‘o’ seven.
Who doesn’t know this suave man who has such an action packed life? What guy hasn’t thought of what it would be like to be The Super Spy, saving the world, using cool gadget, and getting the girl? What girl hasn’t thought of what it would be like to be one of the Bond girls but a little more badassed? Or just a part of that too-cool world?
No one, that’s who.
So roll the dice and find out what role and what prompt you’re going to play out with someone, or mix and match for your own enjoyment.
Then, look to the third section—where there will be bonus challenges, because what is a Bond movie without a twist?
role
oo1—JAMES BOND
Hello, Mr. Bond. You are the suave, sophisticated, intelligent, brave, and daring super spy of all super spies. Whether you’re the smooth talker like Connery or the more intense Craig (or eve the retired Niven), you are sure to turn some heads and face some explosions. So do your best to not fail the mission.
oo2—‘M’
You don’t always like how Bond gets the job done, but how can you complain when he gets it and then some done? Complex and mysterious, as Chief of Operations, you have a lot to answer for and a lot of secrets. Do be careful yourself and consider getting back onto the field yourself from time to time. Throw the villains off.
oo3—‘Q’
All the gadgets are yours! Not just a position in fictional books, the quartermaster is an important role in every day military life—you’re the one who gives Bond all his cool cars, his specially made guns, and anything else he might need on missions. Just make sure not to confuse everyone with tech jargon.
oo4—MONEYPENNY
As a secretary to a very important person, you have a lot of work on your plate, and not a lot of time to do it some days—and it is important work that you do. Down to earth and more human than all these spies and double-crossing agents around you, we won’t blame you if sometimes it’s overwhelming.
oo5—LEITER
Oh, an American. Just play along with people when they scoff at you—after all, not everyone needs to know of your career in the Marine Corps, NATO, or general art of kicking butt and saving Bond from time to time, keeping cool and calm when the going gets rough and the air full of bullets.
oo6—THE VILLAIN
We all love our villains, and who doesn’t love a man with a jaw full of metal? Or a drug lord that ruled a good chunk of a city? Even a midget can be a ruthless and very feared villain if he plays his cards right. Diabolical, sometimes insane, always evil and resourceful, they always play big and sometimes come back from the grave.
oo7—THE BOND GIRL
Beautiful, seductive, crafty, double-crossing, humorous, witty, and often quite capable of taking care of themselves, a Bond movie is not complete without a Bond Girl. But don’t give them too little credit—they help the plot along more than you know, and sometimes, are the ones behind half the trouble.
oo8—YOUR PICK
Did you want to roll for someone else? Is someone missing from the above? Have at it!
scene
oo1—THE DEBRIEFING
Time to get the latest mission—who has blown up, stolen, or kidnapped what this time?
oo2—MEETING THE CONTACT
In between sending messages through newspapers and secret voice recordings, don’t you think it might be time to stop at the bar and meet your contact? Or are they secretly a double-agent?
oo3—BULLETS ARE FLYING
The best part! Bullets are flying through the air, people are getting shot, windows blown apart, and you’re running for your life. Good luck!
oo4—COVER IS BLOWN
Oh, no. You were supposed to be a no body, someone that would be ignored and left alone to steal or sabotage. But someone caught onto you.
oo5—CAPTURED
This was not in the plan. You were not supposed to get caught and put above a pit of sharks or strapped to a table with a laser. How are you gonna get out of this one?
oo6—RESCUE ATTEMPT
No, you cannot let the girl die—or whoever else got kidnapped or captured on your watch. You’re the good guy, remember? So go and risk your neck for someone else, it might be okay in the end.
oo7— DEFEATING THE VILLAIN
You listened to them rant, explain their master plan, taunt you, dealt with their goons beating you up, and it’s about time they ate a knuckle sandwich.
oo8—YOUR PICK
Did you want to roll for something else? Is something missing from the above? Have at it!
extra
oo1—CHEESY
There are lots of Bond spoofs. Go on, make it hilarious.
oo2—SUPERNATURAL
Yes, James Bond and werewolves. Or vampires. Make it weird.
oo3—CROSSOVER
James Bond, meet Sherlock Holmes. Or Captain Kirk. Or maybe himself.
oo4—QUITTING
You want to quit? But he can't quit! He's the best!
oo5—RUTHLESS
Bond is always a good guy, and always does the right thing. Not anymore.
oo6—TRAINING A NEWBIE
Yes. Your mission is to bring a newbie with you. Sorry.
oo7—SCIENCE FICTION
What do you mean you didn't know about the MIB? It's M16's cousin!
oo8—YOUR PICK
Is there some other twist you wanted to add that wasn't here? Have at it!
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