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bakerstreet2021-09-04 11:06 pm
betweenasock) wrote in bakerstreet2021-09-04 11:06 pm
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"Do not upset the penguin today."
[ A part of her is conflicted and the other knows this is good advise, but all of her wants to punch a hole in a wall. ]
[ A part of her is conflicted and the other knows this is good advise, but all of her wants to punch a hole in a wall. ]
"Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity."
Not really accurate but I'm memorable at least.
Not really accurate but I'm memorable at least.
"Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change."
Hm. This feels a bit pointed.
Hm. This feels a bit pointed.
"You don't get harmony when everyone sings the same note."
... isn't that what harmony means, though...?
... isn't that what harmony means, though...?
"Don't worry, half the people you know are below average."
Only half?
Only half?
Funny how that works, huh. Maybe there is merit to these fortune things after all.
"You don't need the answers to all of life's questions. Just ask your father what to do."
Well, so much for the theory on fortunes having merit. My dad's already long dead, so this doesn't even make sense.
Well, so much for the theory on fortunes having merit. My dad's already long dead, so this doesn't even make sense.
Personally I’m not going to go and confess all my crimes to my brother because a cookie told me to.
It'd be real funny though. Bet it'd be a great movie redemption arc.
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you."
[At least cookies love him still? Unless-]
Guess Rogers took a second job as fortune cookie lie writer.
[At least cookies love him still? Unless-]
Guess Rogers took a second job as fortune cookie lie writer.
Please leave storytelling to ones with the talent for it. And the ones who actually know Thor.
“you are not a ghost”
[Gin, who is indeed a ghost, looks at his fortune.]
Really?
[Gin, who is indeed a ghost, looks at his fortune.]
Really?
"A lifetime of happiness is in store for you."
Well. It's a good one, buuuut--
[ Maybe it'll be better if this was for somebody else. ]
Well. It's a good one, buuuut--
[ Maybe it'll be better if this was for somebody else. ]
You've never needed a snack's urging to do that.
If you say so, brother, it must be true.
[No secrets here!]
[No secrets here!]
I meant in regards to opinion. But if the cookie is referring to the many unspoken secrets in your head, then it's surely been wasted on you.
[A short pause.]
Unless you've had a change of heart? You have my ears, feel free to unburden yourself.
[A short pause.]
Unless you've had a change of heart? You have my ears, feel free to unburden yourself.
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