look at all these rumors surroundin' me every day

[anon_jigen]

👀THE RUMORS MEME👀

👀 Post your character and add several possible rumors about them that are whispered when they are away. (You can decide just how scandalous they are.)
👀 Tag around to other people, ask if the rumors about them are true or false.
👀 What happens after? Drama? Spicy things? More rumors? The sky is the limit!
👀 Have fun and pray the tea is just the right temperature for your folk to handle. ☕

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deacon • fallout

[deacon]

( cracks knuckles

deacon is the first synth the railroad ever rescued.

deacon is john d.

deacon is you.

deacon is an institute plant.

deacon and glory are secretly in a passionate affair. (he started this one.)

deacon is a time traveler. (tom, if you’re reading this, it’s absolutely true.)

deacon is wyatt.

deacon founded the railroad.

deacon is afraid of gingers.

deacon is afraid of heights.

deacon is a ghoul who invested in moisturizer.

there’s more. )

deaconnnnn

[stations]

( someone has given him a list. a literal list. not that he asked for it. not that he particularly cares what's on it. he reads it anyway, because it seems like the polite thing to do - and in case there's some hidden message at the bottom that says also he's got a gun, duck, or something like that.

once he's done, gun-free he might add, he just has one question. )

So what's in the moisturizer? Is it like... an almond milk thing, or...

( it's not even sarcastic-sounding. it's utterly, but politely, monotone. )

oswald cobblepot / penguin | GOTHAM

[hobblepot]

- Didn't Penguin keep a severed head as a mantlepiece for a while?
- Penguin believes in ghosts, like, for real.
- The little freak has never gotten laid in his life, why else do you think he's always going nuclear?
- Remember that kid Penguin blew up under the Crown Point Bridge?
- The rod up Penguin's butt has a rod up its butt.
- Nygma? Nah, man, Penguin's got a hard-on for James-fucking-Gordon.

[youremom]

Did you keep a severed head as a mantlepiece for a while? Didn’t it smell? Especially because the heat would accelerate the decomposition process. …Oh, wait, was it a decorative fireplace?

[All of this said with absolute genuine interest.]

Abner Krill : Polka Dot Man : The Suicide Squad: OTA

[youremom]

- I heard he had to wear a power dampener in prison so he wouldn’t off himself with his own powers.

- I heard he’s bulimic.

- I heard they had to keep him in solitary at Belle Reeve because he’s such a pussy.

- I heard he saw Batman one time and ran away.

- I heard he cries during sex.

- I heard the polka dots also come out of his dick.

- I heard he can’t swear.

- I heard he throws polka dots at people.

Justin Martingale | OC

[unluckyagent]

- I heard Justin is actually a vampire.

- He's a vampire who can't even drink blood.

- He's been alive for hundreds of years, but he's never gotten laid.

- He's totally into that blonde girl, though.

- I've heard people say he's a secret agent for the CIA or something. He likes to beat people up for the fun of it.

[wolfwithangerissues]

Oh yeah? maybe you should have a word with Edward... he also got that problem... of being a hundred year old virgin. Guess you two leeches have something in common!

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

Rumor has it Aoba...
• doesn't like dogs
• can't swim
• has daddy issues
• lies about her feelings
• likes dressing up
• hates humans
• fought god
• kills angels
• craves kinky sex
• hates sweets
• throws away gifts

[subtractoneli]

God is just a major douchecanoe pretending to be God fuck that guy. Like not even literally.

[meds4sale]

Ah.

I do not much care for dogs either. They can be

loud.

[sweetaspie]

So. What's your problem with humans?

[lovequests]

I can see why you would enjoy dressing up, you're so cute~!

Brant Jr. | OC

[wildcall]

1. He's a leather Dom.
2. The reason he's gay is because he has daddy issues.
3. He fucks inmates.
4. He's actually a big softie.
5. He sneaks off to the gym instead of doing actual work.
6. He's not really Irish.
7. Once outdrank the entire department.
8. Does porn in his free time.

The Medicine Seller | Mononoke

[meds4sale]

Legend has it, the Medicine Seller...

• Has worked in a brothel.
  
• Sells a lot more than medicine.
  
• Is like, a hundred years old.
  
• Killed a monk and a samurai on a boat.
  
• Is a fox.
  
• Is a tanuki.
  
• Is a hakutaku.
  
• Is a messenger of Inari.
  
• Is Inari.
  
• Is a notorious and shameless homewrecker.
  
• Killed a ghost once.
  
• Ended the entire Sakai line in one afternoon.

[cruxial]

Oh, but if you are a tanuki should I worry about being bitten?

Date Masamune | Sengoku Basara

[vengaboy]

"I heard the One-Eyed Dragon encouraged that peasant uprising."

"Did you hear what he did to his brother? Cut his head clean off! Poor kid..."

"If you look at him from the side, doesn't he look like the Fox of Dewa? You don't think...?"

"Don't let him hear I told you this, but I remember seeing the boss try using ten swords at once. Yeah, he looked way uncool!"

"I heard Lord Masamune has a secret lovechild."

"I heard he can't swim!"

"I don't think that man's been sober a day in his life."

"I heard..." [ Make something up! ]

[cruxial]

...Do you sink like a rock with all that armor on?

Ichimaru Gin | Bleach | OTA

[coldscales]

[He is very proud of this list.]

According to the rumors, Gin…

- is a vengeful spirit here to make your life suck
- drinks the blood of the innocent
- pretends to be insane for attention
- is actually insane
- has been to prison
- killed multiple people to get his promotion
- remembers his past lives, one of which is said to be Pontius Pilate
- is actually super nice when you get to know him
- is a hopeless romantic
- doesn’t have eyes

[meds4sale]

Oh?

What manner of vengeful spirit

may I ask?

Margo Hanson | The Magicians

[ibiza]

Margo Hanson doesn't sweat.
She once gave a guy a hand-job just so she could ride in his Porsche.
This bitch has robbed at least two banks in her lifetime.
Her oral skills are amazing, and I'm not talking about dictation.
Someone at Brakebills once called her a slut to her face and then mysteriously went bald a few days later.
All this time, Margo has been having a torrid affair with Dean Fogg.

Jonesy | OC

[elbowroom]

- I heard that she's used so many fake names over the years that she can't remember her real one.

- I heard that she hacked the Gibson. Twice.

- I heard that she isn't a mutant or anything- the reason she's so furry is because she's really just a skinny sasquatch.

- She isn't a dealer, but I heard that if you just ask her for drugs she'll hand them out like candy, no questions asked.

Pandora Drake | OC

[ailuruslucidity]

Word on the street is that Pandora...

...has possibly the worst singing voice on the planet.
...knocked out a Dunkirker enforcer with one punch.
...knows the words to every song on Richard Marx's 1991 album Rush Street
...can be easily bribed with physical copies of 80s cartoons and television shows.
...isn't as sweet as she looks, and the whole thing is an elaborate con.
...once tried every sandwich at Roy Tico's on a dare. Yes, in one sitting.
...considers people friends after a single conversation.
...is a better card player than you'd expect.
...has tripped over her own tail multiple times.

Newton Geiszler | Pacific Rim

[baddrift]

According to some very reliable sources in the Shatterdome, Newton Geiszler:

- has a full body tattoo.
- is secretly married to his co-worker.
- sleeps on the floor of the lab.
- once put a waffle in the centrifuge.
- wishes he could pet a Kaiju.

[youremom]

Do you seriously wish you could pet a Kaiju?

Revolver Ocelot | Metal Gear Solid

[sonofpatriots]

According to the combined classified records of the CIA & the XOF:

A master of interrogation & espionage deployed during the height of the Cold War.

Often referred to as a "ricochet genius" due to his formidable gunfighting techniques.

Listed as one of the most dangerous men in the world.

Located & found the Philosophers' Legacy.

Suspected of various acts of terrorism throughout Europe, North America, South America, and Africa.

Known by Russian intelligence as "Shalashaska".

A psychopath with a penchant for electroshock torture.

Fluent in seven different languages.

A known agent of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.

[abracafuckingdabra]

They say you're one nasty piece of work. Emphasis on the nasty bit.

caroline weston | oc | ota

[sweetaspie]

Psst, you know. I've heard some things about that 'Sweet Caroline' girl. I've heard she--

• has killed like, 50 guys.
• gets baked on her day off.
• is like, 40 and is lying about her age.
• is half-daemon.
• gets mad if you beat her at cards.
• fucks like a demon.
• does it for money.
• gets seasick easy.

Tooi Kuji | Sarazanmai | ota

[kappalinquent]

(Do you know? Do you know? Have you heard the news?

I've heard Kuji's murdered countless people.

Well I've heard he steals pets from others.

Did you know Kuji murdered his own family???

Don't tell anyone but I heard Kuji was secretly a day time idol.

I heard he was the boss of a crazy mafia! )

Is that an Utena reference? c:

[set_free]

[ The rumors were certainly preposterous, but Makoto thought that sometimes, where there was smoke, there was fire. And so, as unlikely as it seemed, she wanted to see if the whispers held any truth. ]

Are you... Tooi-san?

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

((word off the court is that shirabu "ice prince of shiratorizawa" kenjiro:

- is a girl dressing as a boy to play on the superior volleyball team with ushijima
- gives himself "hollywood haircuts" every other day to keep his fringe immaculate
- has made teammates up to two years his senior cry
- is a huge crybaby himself and only ever keeps it together during games
- needed to get a uniform from the school's middle school team in his first year because the high school's never had someone that small
- has a secret vendetta against oikawa tooru because ushijima thinks he's a superior setter))