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INFLATION, BODY EXPANSION, AND DEVIANT
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Tired of small statures? Jealous of the forms of the people around you? Want visual variety in your life? Need to stop someone in their tracks for any reason? Do not fret! We have a solution for you!

From A Company that Makes Everything, we give you our newest line of products: Supersize Everyone! Products intended to enlarge the consumer or their intended target. Our catalog covers the simplest, from weight gain or height changes, to transformations and subjecting the body to toon physics. All sizes and combinations are available: From the smallest food baby to the size of a galaxy if you’re going crazy.

If you live in a galaxy full of all-devouring aliens, a fantasy kingdom, or a casual town, do not fret! We supply our products anywhere in the multiverse on demand.

Just call 555-SUPERSIZE. Call now for an expedited delivery!

1. Weight Gain

Need to gain weight for any reason? Want to gain mass to bulk up muscle? Found yourself in a weight gain contest? Is there some bimbo or himbo you want punished?

We are glad to offer you multiple options: We can send a full-service buffet to your location to binge at the very moment, send a constant supply of food over the course of several days to a single direction, or even a single pill that will immediately balloon the body in question. Or if you want to make it more fun, a droplet that will turn anyone taking it into a voracious eating machine! Willing to eat absolutely anything. Snacks, hamburgers, gourmet food, a whole buffet. Even solids! Even swallowing people whole for those that wish to defeat their enemies as well as keeping a nutritious diet.

This food was crafted by the most skilled gourmet chefs in the galaxy utilizing the latest in gastronomical taste theory. Whenever if you yourself decide to eat one of their dishes from it, we bet you can’t eat just one.

2. Inflation

Our line of compressed matter tanks can hold up just as much as you need to expand something or someone. Maybe someone is annoying you and you want to show them they blow off like hot air balloons, or want to use a loved one as your personal travel blimp. Hey, if you even want to have a compressed jelly tank, we won’t question the motive.

If you need something more portable, we also have a line of wands and even bioengineering artifacts that expand the belly from the inside. Air, water, cream, milk, jelly, snacks, coins, gems. We can stuff anyone with anything you can imagine! The sky is the limit.

3. Body Part Expansion

Want to spice up your sex life? We can turn a girl with a tiny chest a flat bum into a bodacious woman with mounds and butt the size of beachballs, or turn that small dorky guy next door into a hunk of a man with a gigantic chest and dragged balls and cock!

Whenever it’s just one part of your body, two, or even all of them, all is available with these simple potions, rays, and wands. Breasts, muscles, ass, cock, or even head, hands, leg length, or anything and any combination you can imagine.

If you are in need of the muscle to squash that bully or to face the might of the gods, we also have an ultra-protein serum to give you MAXIMUM MUSCLE. Turn that frail body into the figure of a titan!

4. Hyper Pregnancy

For either the single person or couple that has wanted (many) children for a while… or the hero/heroine or villain/villainess that’s fed up with that archenemy that always stops you in your tracks when you want to do your thing. Our medical concoction or our fertilization ray beam will rapidly turn those problems into nothing! Well, nothing for you, and a lot of offspring on that belly.

Size and amount of offspring, as well as the intended gestation time are all on demand! You can give that target of yours a single bundle of joy that happens to be a giant bundle! Or it can be dozens of children waiting inside! Effects can take anywhere as long as the standard months, to a single minute, or even years. We can even make it a permanent pregnancy. Enjoy the perks (and sizes) of motherhood with none of the drawbacks!

5. Transformation

For years the desire to become anything and anyone has been the dream of people. No more! Our line of wands, transformation rays, cursed ancient artifacts, and on-demand mad scientists can turn a boring human body into anything your heart desires!

Anthropomorphic or feral animal, mythical creatures, household objects or furniture. With our help, you can now turn your roommate into a vital part of your household! Either as a pet, or as furniture!

6. Macro / Micro

From now on, the powers of heroes and heroines who change sizes are no longer away from your grasp! Call now, and we will grant you our special ‘Eat Me’ cookies and cakes to increase or decrease sizes at will!

Absolutely vital against that kaiju wrecking your neighborhood, for laboratory experiments requiring mouse-sized subjects, for construction companies needing to get a job done fast, or that love you just want to hold in your pocket.

7. Squashing and Stretching.

We have massive-sized rolling pins and various machines that will make anyone a complete muppet to Toon Physics. No worry about dying, since you’ll be stretched like rubber, flattened like a pancake, mixed like cake batter, and more.

Now the powers of elasticity are within your grasp or of those you like! Now you can bake that sweet person into a cake! Or turn them into a pizza, figuratively by flattening them or literally by using them as batter!

8. Wildcard

If none of the products in the catalog satisfy you, or you wish to use them in mix-and-match, we have endless lines of telemarketers awaiting your call 24/7, 365 days a year. Ask our representatives for more options, and we will be more than happy to satisfy you.

Number is 555-SUPERSIZE. Don’t wait another second of normalcy, CALL NOW!*

*Window for product delivery is from a standard week to 24 hours and in accordance to privacy laws. A Company that Makes Everything holds no responsibility for the misuse of their products to forcibly fatten, impregnate, enlarge, shrink, transform, flatten, eat, bake, or smoke people other than the customer or a willing third-party in absolutely any situation. Product performance may vary greatly.

[OOC: This is a post intended for Deviantart-like kinks. In essence, you or another character gets to order a product from another universe that can physically change either of you, or maybe both of you. Feel free to take it any direction you wish! Any sizes and any timelengths are valid.]

1. Comment with your character. Put the name, canon, and preferences in the subject line as usual.
2. In the body of the comment, put what you are interested in playing and what you don't want to (ie, interested in lactation, no futa, so on and so forth). You may also want to set up a scene. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK.
3. Have fun and respect others' preferences.]