I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!

[keysmashwastaken]

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➋ Do not leave the comment blank. Instead, describe the item, creature or phenomenon they have brought to Show and Tell. Don't ask why they're doing this, they just are. Make sure to content warn if the showing is sexual or disturbing.

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Integra Fairbook Wingates Hellsing | Hellsing

[kidwiththeleash]

[She's not as young as the picture, more like very early teenager, but that is still a six eyed hellhound she has there.]

I found him in my basement.

[yourfavorite]

[ While the young lady seems comfortable with the beastie, J'onn decides not to complicate things by being a big green alien in front of her. Instead, he appears as normal human man John Jones, though glad in classic PI clothing. ]

And what... is he?

[ Stroking his chin thoughtfully, he adjusts his hat as he leans forward to examine the critter. ]

[kidwiththeleash]

[Alucard, who is through meme magic being decidedly docile about all of this, just lets his tongue loll through very sharp teeth. Integra smiles a bit at the man. Tilting her head to look up at him and she speaks in a clear, relaxed voice.]

A vampire, actually! He just wanted to look like this today.

[myrdd]

[Hard to tell what's more surprising - the creature's seeming contentment, or her blase attitude towards it.]

So what was he doing before you found him?

[kidwiththeleash]

Not much of anything, really. Father's had him down there for... Twenty years?

[That seems about right. She could normally just ask, but Alucard's not in the mood for speaking, it seems.]

J'onn J'onzz 👽 DC

[yourfavorite]

1

[ As the Martian Manhunter, J'onn has brought an angular head made from green stone, with a prominent keyhole at the lower half. It rests on a pedestal, ]

This is the Idol Head of Diabolu, one of the greatest threats to peace on Earth I ever faced.

[ Those with magical senses may detect that the thing is giving off some major bad vibes. It should. It's filled with evil. ]

2

[ A black and white tomcat bright green eyes has brought a mouse. ]

2

[hexcode]

[ OH NO AN ADORABLE KITTY... hannah immediately stops whatever it is she's doing to barely contain herself at the sight of the little guy. ]

Look at you! You brave little hunter you, what a good job you did!

[yourfavorite]

[ J'onn always enjoys seeing how humans react to his Tomasso identity. Those who instantly fall in love with the fierce warrior feline are the best. Humans feel things so strongly!

Tomasso makes a 'mrrp' noise of acknowledgement, sitting on his haunches with head held proud. One ear flicking. ]

The Joker | DC Comics-Harleen

[clowningaroundgotham]

[Look, he's got a classic crowbar! It's simple, it's brutal, it's effective! It's not a particularly exciting model, and it's certainly not been customized or anything like that. He has a hoard of far more interesting toys, more iconic items that might have caught people's interest more. But this is the thing he chose to show off today, for one reason or another.

It also looks old. Maybe used.] This one's my favorite! I've got a nice collection of these but this one? It's got some real history! I'll probably have to retire it in a year or two, maybe sooner if it gets a lot of good use in but hey! Might as well love it while it lasts!

[jfrosty]

[The Boss wants to show and tell, they're gonna show and tell. Even if it's only the two of them.

Jonny's just trying to eat his pad thai, chewing slowly as he eyes the thing up and down. It's a crowbar, all right. But he didn't get where he is by not playing the Joker's game- whatever that is at the moment.] That's a nice one, all right- seen some use, but still a lot of life left in it. They don't make them like that anymore, do they Mr. Joker?

[clowningaroundgotham]

[Smart choice! There's a reason Jonny's not dead!

It might be that there's something actually important to this event. He might actually go somewhere with this nonsense. Or it could be that The Joker just likes hearing the sound of his own voice.] They sure don't! This thing? It took out both of our good commissioner's kneecaps a couple of years back! [It really was a fun night out.] I nearly got to explore the fun of a blunt force craniotomy with it before a rude interruption kept me from my dreams of exploratory surgery! [In all fairness, he left a trail of burning buildings and bodies to lead the way. It's messy business, after all.] It was great in the last bank withdraw too! But the ones we got out of the last job? Weak! A couple weeks of use and they're worthless. [He spins the crowbar with all the flair of a fancy baton.]

[raggedy_doll]

[Joker had a reputation that said he should be steered clear of, and that new Gotham rogues particularly really should keep away. But frankly he seemed nothing but fun thus far, including his decision to show-and-tell his favorite crowbar during an Arkham breakout.]

It really is quite nice to be able to hold onto something sentimental in our line of work. [Ragdoll stayed in his odd crouch as he went through his own things, giving Joker a fully earnest little smile before he put his mask back over his scarred face. The rest of his costume he supposed he could change into later.] You know, I know so few people who like to reminisce about what we do? Villains and heroes can both be incredibly dour. What is your favorite thing you've done with it?

Tyki Mikk | D. Gray-Man

[ode_to_joyd]

[Tyki is standing in front of a water filled container that was dragged in, don't mind the splashes of water along the way, pointing down at his absolutely massive catch. He's thrilled with his pilfered koi.]

Come now, be honest. Have you ever seen one so large before? It's certainly the biggest I've caught.

Asura | Onmyoji

[abyssbound]

[He's got a small potted pepper plant heavy with bright red fruit.
]

This is a Devil Pepper plant I cultivated. It's the hottest known pepper species ever grown.

Ragetti | Pirates of the Caribbean | OTA

[pirateragetti]

This is me parasol! [ Ragetti hasn't got much to show off. ]

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

[Standing next to her is a young looking man who seems pretty unhappy to be here. When replying please note you'll also get tags from this journal.]

This is my grim reaper; my shinigami. The guy who will ferry my soul off to the great beyond when I kick the bucket. Say hi.

[It was either him or the incubus she's contracted with, so...]

[trivialization]

You've got your own? What's the point of that?

[meds4sale]

Oh? So this is the one?

He seems lively for a shinigami.

Shigaraki Tomura | My Hero Academia

[wincon]

[ cw gore maybe ]

My family.

[ said in an extremely disinterested tone. he's not giving over a photograph, or anything else that might be obvious to bring as a show and tell of one's family. there's just a small pile of dismembered hands sitting next to him. ]

Na'na Niall | FF14 wol(Nonwol)╱🐈OC

[knightglow]

[ Offers one SHB spoilers, minion. Her fingers are nimbly wrapped around it gentle to carry it about as she shows it to you seemingly excited to do so. Maybe drunk, maybe not. ]

Isn't he the cutest?

[ She has a million more minions to show you that is just her favorite so she starts with that. ]

not me burning through shb so i can get him too 😭😭😭

[warden_enchanter]

Oh! He's so darling! Look at his little staff...

I have an earlier model, do you think they'd play together?

Thad Castle | Blue Mountain State

[oilchange]

[morebetter]

Impeccable mass, bro. Are you carboloading or using a bunch of protein to get those to pop off?

anna of arendelle | frozen | ota

[unfreezes]

[ Anna has brought.... a gust of wind? That is apparently her friend? ] This is Gale!

[outoflaughs]

[ Unsure if he should reach into his bag for a magnifying glass or crack open the ACME catalogue for some heat vision googles, he opts for squinting... probably in the wrong direction. ]

I take it Gale is more the heard and not seen type, huh?