bakerstreet | Smutty scenarios to start your week

Entry tags:

Smutty scenarios to start your week

Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

(castmates, previous cr, DC verse pref but if you think it works go for it!)

Edited 2021-08-16 14:48 (UTC)

[OOC: If you're interested in a scenario with a dominant Ryoko, I could cast Kiyo as the virgin or less-experienced one, and either do a scene where she seduces him or something more voyeuristic where he's watching her and she knows and likes it. Open to suggestions if neither of those work]

(I'm partial to the voyeurism angle! then he can join in 👀 I'll leave setting up to you.)

Every part of his body tells him he shouldn't be doing this. Well, almost every part. It's like taking the worst possible dare at a party, especially since all the boys were quick to talk about Ryoko. The rumors that she came from space were quickly set aside and forgotten after the rumors of her being regularly naked and sexually carefree started to circle.

Kiyotaka supposed that everything had been building up to this. From the time he passed her in the neighborhood and she'd given him a smile that nearly made his knees buckle, to the time he'd seen her lounging by the pool in a bikini that left exceptionally little to the imagination.

Now here he is, lurking outside her window in the dead of night, dressed in black like a common criminal...or perhaps a ninja assassin. He ducks out of the corner of the window and tries to get a discreet view. For once, he's alone and determined to see if he can get a good look at her, and recognizing how much trouble he'd likely be in if he gets caught.

It's a chance he shouldn't be taking and under any other circumstance never would, but something about her made him thirst for another look, and if she was spending a quiet night at home, maybe this was the only chance he'd ever get.

(every once in a while a fresh start isn't only nice but warranted. a little house in a quiet suburb with a community pool where she could pretend to be someone she isn't...yeah, it's a good thing every couple hundred of years. it isn't that ryoko doesn't notice the whispers or the long looks; she likes the attention of being a bit of a mystery.

she emerges from the bathroom freshly showered and perfectly nude, towel in hand to dry her wild mane of seafoam-colored hair. if there were any doubts, she is all woman with generous, perky breasts, a slim waist, and curvy hips. a patch of trimmed cyan hair remains at the apex of her thighs---who the hell has the patience for waxing? the alien woman is in no rush to dress. in fact, her plans for the evening involve booze, a favorite porn flick, and some good ol' self-lovin'. it gets lonely (and boring) in the suburbs. she gathers what she needs (a case of beer, a few toys and lube) and reclines on her bed to start flipping through the adult TV channels.)

Good God...

Even if he had been the peeping type, nothing would have prepared him for the instant sight of her naked, dripping wet, and spread out on her bed, let alone with more lube and toys by her side than the people in the porn films she's flipping through on her TV. The gossip about her may actually be an understatement.

He feels short of breath, a cold sweat dripping down the back of his neck as he crouches below the window frame, his eyes nervously looking her up and down as his legs begin to shake. His instinct tells him to run now while he's still got cover, but he can't resist the sight of those curves. The way she stretches out stirs something deep and primitive in him that wants to will her to go further.

(ah ha! there's a good one! she isn't partial to any particular genre as long as there's decent lighting and the moaning isn't obnoxious. the plot sure as hell doesn't matter! once ryoko has settled on the material, she selects an old-faithful rabbit vibrator---nothing fancy but it gets the job done. the fact that her curtains are still open passes by her completely as she spreads her legs and slowly starts pleasuring herself.

ryoko's eyes remain half-focused on the television, her free hand idly squeezing one breast. there's no rush---what else has she got to do except herself? she presses the vibrator inside and lazily begins to fuck herself with it.)

Kiyotaka practically faints at the sight. He truly can't believe what he's seeing, and as horrified as he feels to be peeping in on something like this (his cheeks feel like they've burst into flame), he still can't look himself away or contain how aroused he feels as he watches her. His mouth waters at the firmness of her hands as she fondles her breast and the smooth, idle movement as she pleasures herself.

[ ooc: canonmates loved BUT we can make it work! Fail only reserved for canon-mates and previous CR though as Caleb is guarded ]

[ plot with me! I’ll let you know what my limits are. ]

[[OOC: Plot with me! Hawks is open to pretty much anything you have to offer.]]

(interested in some good guy/bad guy fraternizing? semi-au where ryoko is a visitor from space causing trouble for pro heroes and villains alike.)

[[Absolutely! This sounds like a lot of fun. Any particular direction you want to go in or should we just jump in and see where the chaos takes us?]]

(it isn't the first time she's seen hawks; when you're one of a handful of people who can fly across the city, it's only natural. and, oh, has she heard of him, too. the second-ranked pro hero with a carefree attitude. maybe like she could have been if she'd been dealt different cards. and up close? there's no denying it: the guy's handsome. like stop-traffic, slingshot some panties kind of handsome. intelligent eyes, that little bit of scruff...damn.

really it's a shame he's here presumably to arrest ryoko. many have tried, few have gotten close. still, she flashes a fanged grin and maybe gives him a cat-calling whistle.)

Good job keepin' up with me, handsome~♡

[Aliens coming to Earth? Really, not all that odd in comparison with some of the other things he's seen walking the streets of Japan. Still, Hawks can't deny he's very curious about them-- and now he gets a chance to try and apprehend one? Score! Much easier than having to go through more official routes, since of course the government is being all silly about the existence of aliens.

At the whistle he shoots the woman a flirtatious wink as he lands nearby~]

Not to brag or anything, but I am known for being pretty fast with my feathers. I don't suppose you'll surrender quietly? I know a real cute cafe near here we could go for some overpriced coffee~

[As he says it, he's already bracing himself for one of two options: Ryoko fighting or trying to flee.]

(the moment he lands and the offer leaves his mouth, ryoko disappears from view seeming to have merely evaporated into thin air. she's certainly in a teasing mood because in the next moment she emerges from the concrete floor in front of hawks as seamlessly as if she were moving through water. her lips are curled in amusement and once she has a solid footing again, she leans in and tip-toes her index and middle fingers up his chest...his nice, firm chest.)

Can't a gal just cause a little mischief every once in a while? You might have a shot if you change coffee to sake~♡

[Is it still called a Quirk if it's something an alien possesses? Do they refer to those powers in the same way? Or is it something all members of her species can do? He has lots of questions to ask, but those should probably wait until later. At any rate, whatever 'Quirk' she's using is fascinating and most certainly explains why other heroes have been having trouble pinning her down. Hawks is proud of himself for not jumping when she appears in front of him again, even returning her grin as she walks her fingers up his chest.]

Hey, now, don't let it ever be said that I'm against some good mischief, so long as the law isn't being broken... You want to go drinking now? It's only eleven in the morning.

[Just to see if he can, he tries to catch her wrist.]

(ryoko appears to pout, if a little melodramaticly, at the notion of not being permitted to break just a tiny little law here and there. what do international conglomerates need all those gold assets and stacks of money just sitting in some vault for anyway?)

Hey, I like what I li‐‐‐ (huh. he's not just quick with the feathers, apparently, because before she's finished extolling the virtues of day drinking and napping, his hand grasps her wrist. how strong are pro heroes anyway? it probably varied, just like her tussles with the league.)

You always so handsy with beautiful women you've just met? Not that I mind, of course...

[Huh. Well, her wrist is solid at least and she didn't immediately slip away. That's interesting. Can she only phase like that through inorganic objects? But then how does she keep her clothes on while she does it? Are they woven out of her hair? She has very pretty long hair, he could see that being a possibility...

His grin grows even more flirty, eyebrow quirking. Distracting her from running away might help too. Plus. This is fun.]

Only the exceptionally radiant ones~ It helps that you're an utter mystery as well. I can't help but want to explore~

Explore me? Oh my! (ryoko doesn't try to tug away, though she probably could if she was keen to break some of his bones---but a broken bird is a sad sight. if she teleported, he'd just come with her. so she leans in until she's pressed brazenly against hawks', her lips a breath away from his. being a tease is so much fun! at this rate, though, she might not want to stop there.)

Tell ya what, start with my lips and I'll spill a little secret. Don'tcha want to know what it's like to be with a space babe like me?~

[Well. This has taken a turn he wasn't expecting. It's not a bad turn, mind you, just. A turn. Hawks's confusion only lasts a moment; he can make this work.]

Out in public? That might be a little too kinky, even for me. I do have some younger fans, you know.

[If he can get her somewhere confined, then it should be harder for her to run away, right? Ah, but there is the fact that she can phase through things-- that would make actually keeping her under arrest difficult as well... No wonder she's been able to escape so often!]

Personally, a little exhibition spices things up but to each their own~♡ Location ain't a big deal...

(and sure enough, it isn't. given that the pro-hero is still holding onto her wrist, when she teleports with a telltale fsshwt!, they both disappear out or sign. the destination? clearly a long-occupied hotel room judging by the containers of take out on the table and empty bottles of liquor dispersed around. the saving grace is that it isn't seedy looking; in fact, it's pretty expensive. they appear just a few feet inside the suite and ryoko behaves as though it were as simple and mundane as changing socks.)

See? Nice and private! Damn, housekeeping hasn't been by...

I-- Woah...

[Uhhhh. Wow. They're suddenly... somewhere else. A teleportation Quirk? Truly?! Well, it wouldn't be a Quirk, it would be just whatever she can do but thinking about it in that way helps him grasp things a little easier-- Teleportation though! That's a doozy, how would you even hold someone with that power? He looks around the hotel room curiously, trying to glean some more information from her surroundings.]

...How did you do that? Teleportation is tricky-- have you ever gotten stuck somewhere? Wound up halfway through a wall? That sounds painful-- but then you can phase through thing as well, can't you? [He's so curious!]

I'll throw you a bone, handsome. I have lots of powers. And I've got like...an internal GPS? I don't end up anywhere I don't mean to. (it's hard to explain something that is so utterly mundane to her.)

And before you ask, there's only one of me. No alien invasions to worry about, got it? Now, aren't you forgetting something? (she taps her lips with an index finger; she's definitely smirking.)

Lots of powers... [An internal GPS. He kind of understood that; Hawks always knew which direction was North or South, no matter how muddled up he might have been otherwise.

Speaking of muddled up... He grins, cocking his head to the side as he leans in to close the gap.] Oh, right. Exploring... [And stalling for time while he tries to come up with a plan to properly arrest someone who can flat out just teleport and walk through things. No way is he going to trust that 'not an invasion' line. He presses their lips together in the softest, most teasing of kisses at first.]

(ryoko makes a pleased hum when hawks finally slants his lips over hers. teasing a pro-hero is so much fun! certainly better than most of those stick-in-the-mud villains too serious for their own good. her hands find purchase on the lapels of his jacket---sometimes it's okay to go slow, right? his lips are soft and warm, the steadiness of his posture and physique evident as she leans into the kiss. ryoko swipes her tongue against the seam of his lips before she pulls away briefly.)

You're pretty good at that, huh?~♡ You get another question!

Edited 2021-08-23 19:39 (UTC)

[ No 'roleplay' options, but otherwise have at! ]

[ m/m or amber. ]

c'mon invincible take a trip on the wild side

dontcha feel like the supersuits make everything look smaller, sometimes? everything important, that is