tfln.

[wardlow]

it's friday. you know what that means

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a misfired #3

[deo]

There's not enough therapy in the world to erase that mental image from my brain.

[she's just going to chalk this up to the fact that she's gotten a combined 10 hours of sleep over the last week. that's the only logical reason why she's asking for more details, fingers typing and erasing and typing before finally settling with what she hopes reads as less shotgun toting parent and more interested friend-type person.

truthfully, she's not sure how successful she is]

Exactly who was this less than PG conversation starter meant for, Parker?

[webbs]

[ penny's partway through typing a response - rude!!! and a gif of that stand up comedian she likes - before she realizes that she absolutely, definitely, did not send that to the guy in her physics class.

honestly, killing herself might be the easiest solution right now. ]

oh
oh no
oh my god miss lane
major lane i mean
i'm so sorry

[deo]

It's okay, really.
You haven't scarred me for life.

I'll still respect you even if I question your taste in people.

[webbs]

still!
that wasn't meant for you
like, obviously it wasn't, you didn't do that

i'm just gonna plead the fifth
that's a thing i can do with you, right?

[deo]

Yeah. Obviously.

[is there a special place in hell for making this kid who's obviously already dying of embarrassment want to crawl into a hole? probably. maybe. definitely.]

Sure you can.
Assuming that I shift careers and trade my dress blues for a designer suit.

But if you think I'm intimidating now, I'm pretty sure you don't want me questioning you while you're on the stand.

[webbs]

uuuugh
isnt there like a military court or something?

[ not that she's a soldier, but lucy is, and that counts for something? maybe? possibly? ]

a guy i go to school with

[deo]

[yes, penny, there is a military court. but it's not quite as accommodating as the civilian version.]

Someone decent, I hope.
No need for me to go snooping through his browser history?

[webbs]

no!
no, he's fine.

[deo]

Well if you ever change your mind...

[webbs]

i promise that if i need a gross violation of civil liberties, i'll talk to you first

[deo]

When you put it like that...
>:|

[webbs]

i'm just gonna say that you didn't like
DISagree

[deo]

You don't have to worry about me hypothetically breaking any laws. It's not my business who you involve yourself with in your free time. I trust your judgment for the most part. Doesn't mean I won't give you shit the next time I see you, though.
Itsy bitsy spider...

[webbs]

you know thats fair
what are friends for if not dragging each other and all

[deo]

Is that what this is? Friendship?
You'll have to excuse me if I'm a little rusty on the subject matter.

[a byproduct of being raised by a four star general and always being the new kid, she supposes.]

[webbs]

is this...
not what this is??

[deo]

We work together. Sort of.
I'm not exactly in your age bracket.
I can count any number of reasons why it's probably a bad idea.

You sure you're not better off spending your free time with people your own age?

[webbs]

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