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THE RANDOM PORN SCENARIO MEME

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a seven, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Pick your own - Go here for some great toys for ideas.

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[a slight smirk forms at his lips as he watches the reaction. sorry to say, Hiei, but that was only the calm before the storm.

not wasting any time, Kurama repeats the action, placing his lips against the erection in multiple spots. eventually, the kisses turn into lengthy licks, as Kurama continues his foreplay. bringing himself to the tip, he gives an experimental lick, wiping away any pre-cum that has managed to leak out. the initial lick is followed by another before the redhead brings the entire tip into his mouth. he gives a gentle suck at it before bobbing his head slightly, slowly taking more and more of the penis into his mouth]

[ That whole controlling his breathing thing? Rapid failure.

Kurama's teasing rapidly derails any plans he had of controlling that, at least, and though he does manage to bite back the moans that wanted to escape, he can't seem to stop the way his body moves. One knee raises up beside Kurama's head, the little Imiko's body arching outward ever so slightly and toward Kurama's mouth.

He raises his hands back above his head and into the sheets, pulling them as best he could to try and cover his face as his mouth opens in a sharp breath, hips giving an ill-controlled buck toward Kurama's mouth. ]

[satisfaction begins to run throughout Kurama's body as he feels the other squirm in response, and he continues to suck and bob at the fire demon. he winces slightly at the buck, having not expected it at the moment, but recovers rather quickly and begins to increase his speed. the sharp breaths were something, however it wasn't enough in Kurama's eyes, and he's determined to get more of a reaction out of the other.

small hums vibrate in his throat as he continues sucking, waiting for a moan (or two) to finally crack from Hiei.]

[ Well calculated as always, the soft hums make Hiei's back arch upward again, and though it's rather strangled, Hiei does moan softly. Tight lipped, he'd tried to control it, but his body was a battle ground that was quickly betraying him, muscles in his thighs twitching with sensation.

He turns his head further away in embarrassment, muscles tensing and quivering as he tries to keep himself under control. One hand shoots out despite the his own attempts to stop it, taking a (rather rough) handful of the other's hair. Someone apparently hasn't been taught blow job manners, yet, but it seems he's doing it for a reason, a soft pant before he's speaking. ]

.. Kurama.. Nngh, gonna - [ It seems the hormones made him sensitive, and inexperience only heightened it, but the koorime wasn't really sure how to say he was close, and so that was his way of expressing it - hopefully Kurama understood. ]

[finally satisfied with the responses, Kurama's focus has now shifted to completing the job. the sudden grab at his hair, though, causes him to wince slightly, however, Kurama doesn't mind at all. and lucky for Hiei, Kurama knows exactly what he means. and to show it, he slows his pace down slightly, only to put more force behind his sucking. the hums continue to vibrate in his throat every now and again, as he anticipates the fire demon's release.]

[ It doesn't take long for Hiei to fall over that edge, body tensing and toes curling into the sheets. For a moment he's tense and holding back, entire body coiled and prepared for that release, but of course Hiei's trying to bite back and control it. That doesn't last very long, as his body's natural urge overrides what his mental capacity wants - and he's arching toward Kurama's mouth one last time before his body sinks back to the sheets, mewling in pleasure as he finally reaches that peak and release.

His hand eventually rests on Kurama's head, no longer gripping, breathing rapidly evening out and body feeling just as limp as he sits and soaks up the almost numb blankness of the afterglow, body humming right along with him. ]

[as soon as he feels the other release, he pulls back slightly so not to choke on the sticky liquid. he waits briefly until the other is finished before pulling away fully, swallowing the contents in his mouth in the process. licking his lips to rid of any excess liquid, he gives a few licks at the other again to try and clean him up a bit, before sitting up to look at the now limp demon.]

How do you feel?

[ how does he feel? It's kind of hard to say. he feels almost limp, all of his muscles feeling as though he'd just gotten one long massage or like he'd just woken up, really. the tension from earlier was gone, and his face is dusted with a little blush over his nose and onto his cheeks. he... feels a little better, hormones wise, though still somewhat restless, and after he's regained his voice and his mind he turns to look up at the redhead, one hand still in the sheets and well aware of that pleasant blush and the fact he's too lazy to move to even collect himself. ]

... Better. [ that's a bit of an understatement. ]

[he chuckles at that, crawling back up the other so their faces are near each other once more.]

That's good, at least. [he places a kiss on the other's lips gently before continuing] If you're not too tired, we can continue. [he leans in for another kiss, this time placing it on the corner of his mouth]

[ he accepts the kiss with a small hum of contentment, watching the other carefully. It doesn't seem to occur to him that there would be a next step, that, you know, Kurama might be a little sexually frustrated too. So he looks confused for a moment when the other asks about continuing, knowing that he's not too tired, but also curious. ]

... Continue? [ might as well be speaking French to him right now, Kurama. ]

[he pulls away again to look down at the other. if you look closely, Hiei, you'll see that there's a different glint in his eyes now...] You're not the only one who needs to be relieved, Hiei. [-- and that his tone is a tad bit deeper now too. his own urges have begun to overtake him, the events from earlier only adding to the increasing feeling.

Kurama moves away from the other momentarily, to finally remove his boxers. catching on now Hiei??]

[ oh. suddenly he feels nervous all over again, and he isn't sure if it's because he's unsure of what Kurama was going to do or that glint in his eye. The fire demon watches the other get rid of his boxers, gaze lingering for a moment on the other's erection and then drifting up to his face. an odd lust flares in him for a moment, quelling again but not as quietly as before.

a suddenly hungry gaze locks with kurama's and a curious hand ventures forth, Hiei scooting closer to the other before his fingers wrap gingerly around him, stroking as he would himself. ]

[the hungry gaze that flickers in Hiei's eyes doesn't go unnoticed by Kurama, and he's already anticipating what will happen next. a slight hiss escapes his lips once he feels the other's fingers against the sensitive skin, and his eyes shut tight. it's hard to keep his breathing a regular, the sensation of the other's moving hand causing his mind to go wild]

Nnn... [that means he likes it. ♥ ]

[ the smaller demon croons right back, calloused hand becoming more and more assured as he moves over the other. this is part instinct, part experience and experimentation that began on himself that he's applying to Kurama. it's debatable whether he's trying to get out of.. the full mounty.. by doing this, though it's obviously having an affect on him too, even if Kurama isn't touching him in the same way. the hormones are obviously still affecting him as well, though he's still not very vocal about it.

but the heat of the moment gets to him soon enough, and the smaller demon leans in for a heated kiss, teeth scraping the other's lip. he still fails to hold back his rough tendencies, though Kurama is probably used to that by now.

still there's no mention or inclination toward preparation for anything further - maybe because Hiei doesn't know to ask about lube or well, anything else. or maybe because he's banking on distracting Kurama from that with touching him. ]

[the redhead gives another hiss at the other's touch, however, it's a bit muffled since his lips are currently occupied with their kiss. he returns it with some of his own rough bites, bucking into the other's touch every now and again.

there's no need to worry about mentioning it Hiei. Kurama's already planning ahead, even if his mind is elsewhere at the moment.

their kiss goes on for a few more minutes before he pulls away, removing his hand from his erection (even if he doesn't want to so soon)] Nnn... not yet. [without further explanation, he gets up from the bed to retrieve the lube. once he grabs it, he returns to the bed, engaging the other with another quick kiss.]

I want to do something different. [as he says that, he opens the bottle, proceeding to coat himself with the liquid]

[ well, at least he's succeeding at this sort of thing.. sort of.. right? he's glad that he's finally getting in to this, or... was that what he could really call it? but that nervousness is fading into a little more confidence, at least the amount that he was used to in any sort of situation. Of course this wasn't battle, but really - there was nothing really close to that in comparison, was there?

he seems a little surprised as Kurama pulls him away, red eyes questioning and maybe - well - a little on edge that he'd somehow done something wrong.

but the other doesn't seem put off, though Hiei is a little distracted when he comes back, even through that kiss. he watches what Kurama is doing, gulping obviously as his eyes stray back to the other's face. ]

... Like what? [ oh suddenly his mouth feels really dry.. why is that happening? ]

[within a few seconds, he finishes, putting the bottle on one of the nightstands. returning his attention to the other, he gives a small smirk]

I'll show you. [and he engages another kiss between them. while their lips are busy, he proceeds to lower the other on his back, hands sliding against his skin. pulling his legs apart, he positions himself at his entrance, however, before he continues, he pulls from their kiss slightly]

I will warn you... this will hurt at first.

[ He's well aware of how Kurama is moving him. No matter how much he trusts the youko, he's never really liked not knowing at least how he's being positioned, what's going on, and so he's a little distracted from the kiss as he tries to figure out what's going on. It doesn't take him long, after the youko pulls his legs apart, and though he wants to trust Kurama with this, his instincts are practically screaming at him to start biting and kicking.

It's a kind of vulnerable position he's not used to, and let's face it, Hiei usually acts on instinct, not on what his hormones are doing to him.

His hand that had drifted to Kurama's side is suddenly digging his nails in, face unsure as Kurama pulls away and speaks to him. That doesn't mean he won't play it cool, though. ]

Hn. I think you know my pain tolerance. [ But God he is so nervous right now. ]

Of course. [he smirks again before giving a nod.

he then places a quick kiss on the others lips again before pulling away again.] Relax. You can trust me. [he gives the other a reassuring look, before waiting for a few seconds]

Ready?

[ He knows that he can trust Kurama, but at the same time he, naturally, takes a moment to relax himself. And by a moment, I mean something like a minute or so. It's nothing really against Kurama, or anyone really, just the fact that Hiei's never had the chance to really trust in someone other than himself, and to begin doing that now - well it's a little hard. He's trusted Kurama with his life in battle before, but this is completely different, isn't it. Being naked and exposed like this is a different ball game than being armed with a sword in the heat of battle. But finally he seems to surrender to fate, eyes closing and body visibly relaxing.

He responds in a nod to Kurama's last question, seemingly as braced as he's going to be for what he knows is coming. ]

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