Gold medal in Olympic sexting

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[gipper]

i did say to stick with over the clothes

but i guess i can't do much complaining if i've got a nipple between my lips
giving it a good little suck and a little play of teeth

[mahem]

you sure?

cause i could sneak my hand right down the front of those pants
give you a nice welcome back rub and tug

[gipper]

well you can't leave a mess behind so

guess that means you might just need to use your mouth after all
make sure i don't spill anywhere except down that hot throat of yours

[mahem]

lucky for you i've got plenty of room in my mouth to handle whatever you've got for me

how's that for welcoming you back, colonel flag?

[gipper]

i'd say things are definitely getting tighter in these pants now

[mahem]

i'd say stay that way until you get back
but you don't want your dick givin you away around any corners

[gipper]

yeah? guess it does get pretty big when it's you exciting it

[mahem]

shocked nobody's ever thought about callin you big dick rick before

[gipper]

[ oh god. ]

name like that
it'd only make sense if you came up with it first

[mahem]

cmon
that's GOOD

it was either that
or something about how nothing's flaggin in those pants of yours

[gipper]

yup

nothing kills a boner like some really tacky puns

[mahem]

don't worry, baby
i'll get it up again when you get your tight ass back here

[gipper]

really gonna be making all kinds of trouble
getting me to sneak around with you before an important mission

[mahem]

you knew everything about me was trouble
but i think you kinda like that