Sounds fake, but ok!

[anonconda]

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.


2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.


3. It's Not Safe For A Woman Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.


4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.


5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.


6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.


7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?


8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.

Comments

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

abner krill, the suicide squad/dceu.

[oddity]

[ likely to be extremely uncomfortable and awkward about it. ]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

Lio Fotia | Promare | OTA

[sizzle]

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

[Character Info | OTA]

Liu Qingge | Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

[warshidi]

bernanke isley | original | ota

[irenidae]

[ info in his journal ]

Ash Lynx | Banana Fish | OTA

[jadedlynx]

(ooc | Information, permissions, and warnings can be found here.

Open to canon, crosscanon, crossmedium, etc. Ash is canonically bisexual so while shipping is difficult without assuming CR, M/F and M/M are both welcome though I request they be 16+ with no upper age limit. Default age is 18, but he can be aged up or have it change based on canon point. More information about his canon and in-depth preferences can be found at the link above.

He's known to do sneaky things. )

Jiang Cheng | MDZS | OTA

[sandu]

Gu Sui | The Best Actor is a Fox Spirit

[flirtyfox]

(ooc | Information, permissions, and warnings can be found here.

Open to canon, crosscanon, crossmedium, etc. Sui is canonically only into men so m/m only for shipping but very OTA for gen. Since Sui is a 10,000-year-old fox demon in the body of a 28-year-old human, all characters must also be 21+ for shipping though younger characters are welcome to have one-sided crushes. Available in fox or human form. Just let me know which you prefer.

More information about his canon and in-depth preferences can be found at the link above.

Possibly for an acting role? M/M for anything deeper but I'm good with M/F for something totally fake. )

Alexandra Udinov | Nikita

[myfight]

(ooc | basic information ◎ permissions ◎ warnings ◎ contact info ◎ Cross canon/medium welcome.

She's a secret agent so this is up her alley. M/F for anything that might be real but F/F is fine for something totally fake. )

natasha romanoff | mcu (m/f) | ota

[heropose]

[[ooc; Black Widow compliant.]]

ginny baker | pitch

[screwballs]

( m/f. she's a professional athlete to maybe something for pr? )

Jessica Drew ↪ Marvel

[spiidering]

[permissions and info here~]

heine rammsteiner | dogs b&c

[whitehair]

[nicotinecrazed]

[ooc: 5 and 7 give me strong 'it probably happened behind the scenes of canon' because of course these two would. Would you be interested in either prompt?]

shen jiu - scum villain's self saving system

[fronts]

rhaenys martell targaryen | asoiaf/got | ota

[kelitsos]

Estelle |Tales of Vesperia | OTA

[naivenoble]

Roland Crane | Ni no Kuni 2 | OTA

[adregem]

[ particularly weak for 1 and 5! all info in journal; doesn't have to be shippy per se, but am open to it! ]

Nico Acosta | OC | M/F

[anoranza]