Swipe, swipe, lemme find the match

[reversesock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

✓ ✕

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

✓       ✕

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

✓ ✕

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ooc: prefer serious replies, please, unless you're a canonmate.]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

✓       ✕

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

✓       ✕

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rose Tico (24) It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

✓       ✕

Loki of Asgard | MCU / D+ | OTA

[gloriously_purposed]

[ooc: Someone's phone was definitely hacked, leaving a nice new app and this profile behind.]

Loki Laufeyson (1.074) Moody popsicle despot who’s horny for helmets. A pretty princess. Looking for someone to help growing this Grinch’s heart three sizes bigger.

✓ ✕

[drpalmer]

Lol.

[yes, she did right swipe just to laugh]

[icerinks]

Danny Wheeler (25) Lovable goof. Gives great hugs. Hockey player in the New York Rangers. 6'6" if that's important.

✓       ✕

[quadruplus]

✓ 

New York Rangers? That's impressive. What's the training schedule for that like?

[flirtyfox]

Gu Sui (28/10,000) A rising actor who's taken the drama world by storm. There are no promises on a relationship, but he can promise a very fun night. Ignore the odd numbers on age.

✓       ✕

bao zhang | original character

[quadruplus]

( basic info )

BAO ZHANG (21) Apparently I spend too much time at the rink so I made this so people would stop telling me to get a life. Not sure what I'm here for. Swipe if you like figure skating, I guess.

✓       ✕

✓

[the_girl_who_lived]

i dont know a bloody thing about figure skating ;)

Eriond | The Belgardiad/Tales of Mallorea

[longlostspirit]

Eriond (4.5 billion) Hello! I'm Eriond. I heard this is a good spot to find friends so here I am!

✓       ✕

seto kaiba | yugioh

[neutronblast]

SETO KAIBA (18) Richer and cooler than you in almost every way. Duelist by day, dragon by night. Ask me about hostile takeovers and how to brew a proper cup of coffee. Dumb dogs and card puns need not apply. Maybe you shouldn't either.

✓       ✕

theo bell | where mischief lies

[backronym]

Theo B. (20+) not quite an engineer. not quite employed. not quite a marathon runner. looking for an adventure partner unafraid of needing to give the odd piggyback. must not mind dogs, mechanic stains, and a ceaseless stream of information on norse mythology.

✓       ✕

yelena belova | mcu

[vesting]

YELENA BELOVA (27) if it's not a cool death, i'm not going to do it

✓       ✕

✓

[centuryshaping]

Death is your hobby?

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got (modern au) | ota

[blossomingrose]

margaery (28) What's your favorite kind of flower?

✓       ✕

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die | 17+ OTA

[musicaldemon]

REKO YABUSAME (23) kickass singer-songwriter. stage name RECO. no creeps, got it? 🤘

✓       ✕

[buddycops]

no creeps here


🤘?

Hana Kang | Invitation of Mystic Messenger | OTA

[sweethana]

HANA KANG (22) ... I'm not sure what to put here. Seven, did you sign me up for this?

✓       ✕

✓

[luxter]

But Seven Eight Nine. At least from what I heard from Six.

...Don't mind that if you think the joke is stupid. Your cat is cute in any case.

loki | agent of asgard | ota

[thecoolerloki]

LOKI OF ASGARD Genderfluid Norse god of mischief or whatever. Interests include Wicked, Frozen, and breakfast meats. (he/she/they)

✓       ✕

[devilsword]

✓

nice line on the breakfast meats comment. i'll be taking that.

[ yeah he really did just swipe to say that. ]

Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II - OTA20+

[unshakencowboah]

ARTHUR MORGAN (36) Sorta like a bear, both terrifying but also soft. Likes drinking, shooting, horses, dogs, and is a decent drawer.

✓       ✕

[Sean absolutely set this up without his knowledge. Serious or hilarious, open to whatever.]

[sleepyscholar]

( different AU while I'm recharging for longer tags :'D )

✓

How could I say no to a bear like you?

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

Elia (32) Mother of 1 boy, 1 girl, and 1 cat, who needs to have fun!!! My brother definitely didn't write that last part. 🙄

✓       ✕

[addiesands]

✓

Sounds like something my brother would write in my profile.

epel felmier / twisted wonderland / m/m (ota gen/misfires)

[ipadmini]

Epel Felmier (16) Swipe right if you like apples, have a magical wheel (or "motorcycle"?), know a reliable method for getting taller, or voted for my team in the Vocal & Dance Championship.

✓       ✕

sugar ingram ( original )

[familiarish]

Sugar Ingram (???) let me lay in your lap 💖

✓       ✕

✓

[extrasensory_problems]

Urm, I like your glasses.

Thirteenth Doctor ☆ Doctor Who ☆ OTA

[shouldbefine]

((Someone's best enemy is ruining her goddamn life again.))

The Doctor (Even Older Than The Millenniums She Knows About) Self-righteous hypocrite with no fashion sense who wouldn't know flirting if it bit her in the face. It's a decent face, though, and I assume she hasn't forgotten how to kiss. Sexiest when she's angry, I suggest killing something or mocking her height.

✓       ✕

✓ couldn't resist.

[oh_so_fine]

So pleased to see you're finally embracing everything I've been telling you for years, dear.

Ginny Weasley | Harry Potter | OTA

[the_girl_who_lived]

Ginny Weasley (21) charms genius. war hero. quidditch legend. big boobs. one of those was a lie. wanna find out which?

✓       ✕

✓

[germione]

I'm quite fine with pretending I don't know the answer. Finding out again sounds like it could be fun.

MARIGOLD | OC

[bitterflower]

MARIGOLD Looking for some fun. Especially if it involves a bit of trouble. I'm flexible if you've got exotic tastes.

✓       ✕

✓

[luxter]

Trouble?
I'm affiliated with some shady people so as long as you don't mind that...