friendly neighborhood sexting meme

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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geralt of rivia - witcher - ota

[gwynbleids]

[faiththatfuelsu]

Watching you with a sword shouldn't have been half as sexy as it was.

ziggy berman | fear street

[shittysider]

( f/m for genuine responses, ota otherwise. 1978 or 1994 version available. )

[hairspraying]

hey, so I know what happened might have been a result of the impending doom from being murdered by whatever supernatural forces are coming after us this week, but ugh, I’m totally down for a repeat minus all the potential death.

You know, if you’re cool with it.

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

laura moon | american gods

[decayings]

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

Linhardt | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

( cross-canon/medium & AUs welcome! )

Nachetanya Loei Piena Augustra | Rokka: Braves of Six Flowers | OTA

[nachetanya]

[clairely]

dude
i realize youre into some kinky shit but i cant wear this bikini to practice

beach volleyball is an actual sport you know!!!

vanitas / vanitas no carte / ota

[maladie]

noé / vanitas no carte / ota

[archiveur]

Elda Marker | Karin (Chibi Vampire) | OTA

[matchbreaker]

Masaomi Kida | Durarara!! | M/F

[generalflirt]

Haruki Suzumiya | Haruhi series (AU) | M/F

[deusexhormones]

nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

sakusa kiyoomi | hq!!

[omiomi]

[m/m for ships but ota for misfires, esp for proofreading or judging sexts 👍]

[kingofmycastle]

Saku-chan, I hope you realize just how lucky you are to know me, because I have a brilliant and selfless idea that's going to change your life

keeley jones | ted lasso

[coffka]

[ f/m if you want a real response, but she’ll flirt with anyone. ]

natasha romanoff ( mcu, f/m )

[bozhemoi]

[perseverance]

If the next text's not, "I'm coming back to bed" or "I'm not wearing anything" I don't want to hear it.

bucky barnes | mcu | m/f

[traumatology]

( up to date on all mcu things. )

[syndicators]

So what do I have to do to get you back in space again? I can’t wait for another galactic crisis to find myself straddling you again.

dick grayson ( titans, m/f )

[dicktroit]

loki ( mcu, m/f )

[imhonored]

( also available in variant flavour )

harley quinn ( dceu, f/m )

[hiyapuddin]

[symbianize]

The new bed came in. Want to come over and break it?

Bucky Barnes | mcu | ota

[vypolnyat]

yelena belova ( mcu, f/m )

[itwasrealtome]

Harley Quinn | DCEU | OTA

[fantabulousandwich]

[Misfires HIGHLY encouraged; 25+ for anything genuinely shippy, plz. Cross-canon and OCs welcome!]

m-m-m-misfire

[onewaytohell]

what's say we skip the dinner and head straight for dessert? I've had a shit of a day and all I can think about is the two of us and perfecting that spell you were so interested in...

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

((m/m))

Faith Lehane ⚔ BtVS [f/m pref]

[faiththatfuelsu]

[generalflirt]

Heeeeeey-o! How, how do we find the night here, does the full moon evoke passion?