The Gift Giving Meme

[darjeeling]

{ the gift giving meme } { how to play } 1. Post your characters along with any preferences in the subject 2. RNG yourself or choose a number between 1-15 and tag others. 3. Feel free to include pics/links or write the notes that go with their gifts! { tie it up in a pretty little bow } 1. 'Tis The Season! → It's some holiday or another, and you don't want to be the one who breaks tradition by not giving a gift. 2. Happy Birthday! → Another year older! Is it their sweet sixteenth? The no-holds-barred-finally-legal 21? Or that stately eighty candles that might set the cake on fire... 3. Sweet Valentine → Not that you need a commercialized excuse to butter up your sweetheart, but if the heart-decorated chocolate truffle fits... 4. Anniversary → You didn't forget this year! But seeing as how it only comes once a year, you'd better make it fantastic or you'll be sleeping on the couch... again :( 5. Wedding Bells → It's the bride and groom's happiest day and you want to give them something to commemorate this momentous occasion! 6. Housewarming → Those new neighbors of yours are still getting settled. Why not give them something to welcome them to the neighborhood? 7. What Bribery? → It never hurts to get on someone's good side, right? Especially if they could make your life miserable if they don't like you... 8. Get Well Soon! → Someone's stuck in the hospital and you just know that a gift will put a smile back on their face. 9. Going Away → They have to leave and you can't go with them, but you'll wait until they return. Give them something to remind them of you while they're far away. 10. I Miss You! → Has it been a week? A year? However long they've been away, you want them to know you're still thinking of them. 11. I'm So Sorry → You've screwed up big time and apologies just don't feel good enough, but you'll give them a token of your sincerity. 12. You're Appreciated! → There's just no one else like that person! You know everything they've done for you and others and you to show your appreciation. 13. Glorious Victory! → Hail the conquering hero! It doesn't matter if they've run a marathon or usurped a kingdom, this calls for mighty spoils! 14. Secret Admirer~ → You haven't quite worked up the courage to give them something in person, and hopefully they don't recognize your handwriting... 15. Wildcard → Anything else, go crazy with it.

Comments

[shaves]

[ Bruce knows how to treat each and every Tony right, mmhmm. All the swag a guinea pig can give is his. ]

He's rude, is why. No respect for personal space. [ The sound of stairs being thumped up by quick feet carries over the line. ] I'm putting Screamer in the bedroom so he can be appropriately scandalized.

[hulkbusted]

Screamer?

[shaves]

What? It's the perfect name.

[hulkbusted]

He's your present, name him what you want. He's already failed me.

[He's making pouty faces as the guinea pig since no one can see and mock.]

[shaves]

At least I won't fail you? Fair trade, Banner.

[hulkbusted]

You never fail me, but I don't see where the trade is.

[shaves]

Closed are your eyes, youngling, forward the way is to understanding through me.

[hulkbusted]

Dammit, I told Fury to stop forwarding Yoda's phone calls to me.

[shaves]

Yoda's such a dick sometimes. I think that makes you Anakin.

[hulkbusted]

If we follow that to its logical conclusion it loses all humor.

[shaves]

You were the Chosen One, Bruce!

[hulkbusted]

I think Tiny Tony's easier to talk to. His opinions on hydraulics aren't as interesting as yours, but otherwise, he makes more sense.

[shaves]

How are his cuddling skills? Should I be giving mad, jealous props yet?

[hulkbusted]

He is warm and fuzzy.

[shaves]

Son of a bitch.

[hulkbusted]

He makes some adorable noises too.

[shaves]

Am I invited to the wedding?

[hulkbusted]

Do you think that's advisable?

[shaves]

You're right, you don't want a repulsor going through a veil.

[hulkbusted]

You're assuming he'd be wearing the veil.

[shaves]

Ooh no, Starks don't wear veils, even mortal enemies respect that. Sorry, man, you're the blushing bride in this.

[shaves]

Wait, I just agreed with you, didn't I?

[shaves]

... Carry on.

[hulkbusted]

And you just threatened a repulsor to my face.

You know how to make a guy want to hurry home.

[shaves]

I had the tea stocked up in the cupboard. I don't even like tea and I know three new kinds.