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Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.


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Anne Bonney | Pirate of Legend & Lore (sort of) | OTA
A lucky few might even get to see her demonstrate some of Annie's famous trick shots.]
Vampire variant? Vampire variant.
[He saw the gun first, but then he realized who he was talking to. It's rare to recognize a face somewhere that's not a history book.]
Pleasure to meet you, miss Oakley. Always wondered if I'd ever run into you or Buffalo Bill one day.
[He offered a hand.]
John Marston.
Don't see why not! She's cool with vampires
She shifted her grip of the rifle so she could accept that handshake with a wink and: "Real good eye. Not used to being recognized at all, let alone so quick." The name niggled at something in her memory, one of those things that she'd mostly stored away and would take a minute or two to connect, "And I have to say it's always nice to meet a fan, Mr. Marston."
We all been knew she keeps weird company.
"Yeah, I got one of them minds. Can't tell you anythin' practical, but I know my guns, my horses, and pretty women of note. Had a cigarette card of you, back in time."
John nodded towards her rifle. "You wanna give a demonstration? I don't got my rifle with me, but," He tapped one of his holsters. In them, he had a pair of twin Smith & Wesson Model 3 Schofield revolvers in disgustingly fine condition.
"Could see which one of us needs target practice."
Always has!
Her brow lifted then, smile spreading, "But that ain't a 'no', I'm always down for a little friendly competition." That much was true, and anyone who knew her would say so.
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He nodded, "Ladies first." Not only was it polite, but it was because he couldn't not watch her take the first shots. He could show off later, right now he wanted to see the professional at work.
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Basically a whole lot of things that made the real good noises, plus a couple of paper targets pinned to the front of the hay bales everything else was set on top of.
"Now, I know it's not as exciting as cigarettes or edgewise cards, but safety's sake and all that." She handed him a billiard ball, "Go ahead and pick a target, lob that into it, if you would be so kind." She could reliably hit the ball twice and knock over -or shatter- whatever can or jar it would have landed in before it could. On a good day she could hit the ball three times before vacating its landing zone.
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After a pop of his neck as he craned his head one way then the other, John did as instructed. He could have hurled the ball at almost absurd speed towards a jar, but decided, rather, to give her a chance to show off. Tossing it towards a mason jar, he kept his attention on Anne.
Hell, if she didn't take that offer up on the playing cards, he might have to let her throw them up for him.
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She nodded once, clicking her tongue against her teeth, "Not bad. About as good as I've been doing lately." A wryly amused tilt of a smile followed, "Could always get better though, muscle memory and all, just have to warm up, it ain't gone to full atrophy yet."
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He then looked at the setup and then the cards, before looking back at Anne. "I'll peg the ace and three beer bottles before the cards hit the ground." It was doable by human standards, but only if they had ages to perfect the trick. Now, were he to say he was going to do it with only one gun, that would've been pushing the line. He could, but he decided to use both his revolvers.
"At your go, miss."
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She did however, accept the cards, performing a quick one-handed shuffle, mostly just to make sure they'd scatter properly, before squaring them with a solid tap against the edge of the table, "On three." She did, in fact, give a full three count before tossing the cards, one solid flick of her wrist and sweep of her thumb to make sure they formed a proper maelstrom.
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Then he performed a flourished spin of his guns and re-holstered them. "Yours was far more entertainin'."
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There was another easy smile, "Though I reckon anyone who recognizes this face." A quick gesture at her own, "Probably had some time to practice." Which wasn't a bad thing either as far as she was concerned, it was the only reason she could still get anywhere close to what she'd used to be able to do.
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"But hey, you gotta respect someone who does it for a livin'," Meaning her, "And makin' honest money with it. I never learned how that worked. I done honest work, but not with these." He leaned back against the table and crossed his ankles in front of him. "You got injured and had to retire, didn't you? Train accident?" He had a feeling he was right, or at least on the right track. "Woulda gone on 'til you was old and gray, I reckon."
Then he smirked and pointed vaguely at her hair, "Not that you go gray."
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That smile twitched into place again, a little more impish than before, "And I'll let you in on the secret of making honest money at it. First thing is you've got to be born a woman, because after that anything you do as good as or better than a man is going to get branded 'a trick' and they'll pay you to keep doing it, like some kind of juggling bear."
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"Knew this girl, way back, back when I was a kid practically. She was one of the most skilled cons and thieves I'd ever known. Folks'd fall for it every time 'cause they underestimated that a girl could even think to rob them, much less do it without them noticin'. She was somethin' else." And she was pretty as a picture, which had to have helped.
"But a lot of them trick gunslingers, they ain't no good in actual danger. You can hit a tin can, but how 'bout a movin' target that's shootin' back? You, I bet you could. Your gentleman coulda. Some of them fancy showmen though? Probably hadn't even seen that sorta thing up close."
He'd met his share of real gunslingers, and all of them save for one was lackluster at best, washed up for the most part, but at the worst, they were poseurs and morons.
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A thoughtful sound followed at the rest, nodding, but giving a little shrug as she replied, "Well, honing my skills with a flintlock on the rolling deck of a ship kind of makes trick shooting, even a moving target, an easy thing to pick up."
Mostly considering that firearms had improved in the hundred and fifty years or so between the two instances, it definitely made things easier on her in the long run.
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"Can't say I recall that part of your written history." Not that he necessarily read any of those histories. And he was a firsthand reason why going by written history was a bad plan, so he knew better than to take what may as well have been rumor as fact.
"And you'll have to forgive me on that one, I ain't so smart as to really figure how that fits in."
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One particularly historically-minded Angel had, once, which had been a surprise to them as well as to her, and she made a quick mental note to get in touch, as it had been a while.
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A hundred and fifty years prior to 1900. 1750. She predated America, even.
"You look damn good for someone pushin' 275, miss," he joked in lieu of a proper guess to her riddle. But then he got around to answering in a, "I don't know a whole lot about before the foundin' of the country, but I'm guessin', since you was fightin' on ships way back then, that means you were a pirate?"
That was the only possible, logical conclusion he could come to. He knew women were thought to be bad luck on ships, and that her using flintlocks and swords was indicative of the nature of her prior life.
He was still pondering it, though, as he finished his cigarette and then flicked the butt of it away. John was going through names in his head of pirates he'd heard about to jog his memory- Blackbeard, Captain Kidd (Who he now wondered if he'd become Billy The,) and then Calico Jack.
Calico Jack had women on his crew.
What the hell were their names? Mary... Reed, Reid, Read, something, and Anne--
"Anne Bonney. No kiddin'."
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She grinned outright when he did finally puzzle through it, nodding again, "That's the one. And fair's fair, I'm still not entirely sure how I went from one to the other, lost myself for a while in the middle, I think. But here I am, living proof of the adage that legends never die."
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He shrugged one shoulder, not really that upset by it, at least not anymore. "You take what comes. But damn, two legends in one woman. That's a lot of work to live up to, I hope you know. You're givin' women somethin' to aspire to." And that alone was something for John to be impressed by.
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But from the little five and six year olds who just beat their brothers at a swordfight, that's always the best."
She tilted her head from side to side, "Sometimes from the teens and twenty-somethings, too, that's always different though. That age is usually running away from something instead of aspiring to something like the littler ones are."
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That part was a-ok in John's book. He always encouraged kids to learn about horses. How to ride them, teach them, and take care of them. Luckily, his was one of the closer ranches to town, so a lot of folks brought their kids down to teach them.
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A shrug, "And I don't mind it, it's taking questions that does me in." A small smile, "And the way I figure, it'll be another century and change before I'm the same kind of comfortable sharing stories of the traveling show. Distance makes it easier."
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