bakerstreet | The Fluffy Smut Meme

The Fluffy Smut Meme

Smut can be fun to play, but a lot of times, you want something more. You want to play the connections between people, not just the "wham bam thank you m'am" aspect. Foreplay is fun, and relationships even more so. When feelings are involved, sex can be taken to a completely new level.

This meme is for people who want a little love in their smut or something tooth-rottingly cute to play.

How to Play

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Comment to others, using the RNG to pick your prompt. Or do things the old fashioned way and pick your own.
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Prompts
1. First Time: Finally, you guys are taking the next step. You're bringing intimacy into the relationship. Hopefully, things will go well...

2. Celebration: Whether it's Valentine's Day or a birthday, today's a special day. Is there a better way to celebrate than being together?

3. Spontaneous: Maybe you're both in the kitchen, or perhaps at a friend's house for a party. Whatever the case is, you can't keep your hands off each other. You need it now.

4. Romantic Date: Isn't it nice to do something together? Question is, though, will you use the darkness of the movie theater or the space under the table to your advantage? If you can wait, there's always the bed later on.

5. Love Confession: You've just told that special person how you feel. Now, you're going to show them.

6. Trying Something New: Once your comfortable with a person, you may fall into too much of a rut. Luckily, there are many ways to spice up your love life...and not all of them involve handcuffs! Just a few of the more fun ones.

7. Reverse: The person who usually tops or instigates the contact can get a break. Today, the submissive is the dominant, because there's a degree of trust here.

8. All About You: You're going to treat the person you love to the ultimate pampering. Roses, champagne, good food- and, of course, good sex.

9. Honeymoon: You've tied the knot. It's time to consummate the relationship, even if you already have before. No judgement here; the honeymoon's a clean slate.

10. Making a Baby: Your biological clock is ticking, and you want to bring new life into the world with the person you love. The time's right, the person's right, now all you need to do is let nature take its course.

11. Fail Sex: When you've been together long enough, your special moments are bound to go wrong once in a while. Oh, well. At least this person cares for you enough not to laugh...a lot.

12. For the Last Time: What's fluff without a little angst? It's like peanut butter and jelly and goes together perfectly. The two of you are about to be separated, maybe for a long while or maybe even forever.

13. For the First Time in a While: You've been apart for what seems like ages, and now you're back together. That means you can make up for all the lost time and show your sweetheart that you still care, no matter what.

14. Making You Feel Better: So, your significance other is having a bad day, is sick, is jealous, or something else. Time to make them feel loved!

15. I'm Sorry: There was a fight. Who knows what it was over; you don't even remember? But now you feel bad, and want to patch things up.

16. Goofing Off: Not all sex has to be super serious, man. Play around, eat food in bed, watch your favorite TV show while doing the deed, whatever. Just have fun! #yolo

17. Choose Your Own Adventure

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[ I have a feeling you'll wanna start this one. ]

[Well..this was a little..awkward. It had been a few days since this fight had happened, and while Tohko's memory was a little foggy, she could remember accidentally munching on some pages that Wilhelm had asked her to look over.

..And then getting into a drunken fight with him, thanks to the high alcohol contents of that story. She couldn't remember exactly what she said..but she had to apologize.

So..a little sheepishly, Tohko wandered into Wilhelm's makeshift office, scratching her head.]

Hey..Wilhelm? About that fight the other day..I wanted to apologize. I wasn't quite myself and said some things I shouldn't have. I'm sorry.

[ Why she chose to eat that book was still beyond him. But it doesn't matter. It proves more useful in the end, when she decided to get angry at him in her intoxication. Of course, it's next to impossible to offend Wilhelm, but he could easily use her remorse to his own ends. ]

You should know by now that there is little that you can say to me that will offend me, Tohko. [ He begins. ] Of course, that did not prevent you from trying.

[ He takes a sip of his wine, glancing at the Compass. ]

Nor, I believe, will it prevent you from attempting to make up for this. Isn't that right?

[It was because Tohko was a glutton with low willpower when it came to stories sometimes. However, Tohko sighed and nodded.]

I didn't think there was anything that I could say to offend you..and while I can't remember what I said, you are right in saying that I will try to make it up to you. I'm not quite sure what I could do..and I already owe you some favors already, but is there any way I could?

I will leave that up to you to decide. [ We all know what kind of meme this is, but Wilhelm certainly isn't going to ask for anything like this. ]

[At that, Tohko nodded and sighed as she thought.]

Alright then..let's see..

[She then nodded to herself.]

Since I ate a story that reeked of alcohol, I'll try to replace it with a similar story..and this time, I'll try not to eat it. Do you have some notebook paper and a pen?

[ Wilhelm folds his hands on top of his desk, and nods to a nearby fountain pen and a legal pad. ]

I was not aware you were a writer. Only a... 'book girl.'

[Tohko nodded in return and, taking the pen, started to write a story...about a kind, sweet girl who loved a cold-hearted prince with many suitors and would only like the girl who did the most raunchy things with him. However, she wasn't able to get far into it before she paused and looked up at Wilhelm.]

To be honest, I was before I came to the Tower..but I've written a few pieces for friends, so I'll try and write something for you too, since I have done something wrong. Besides..while cooking that's made by someone else always tastes the best, I have to learn to cook for myself someday.

[..She then sighed to herself.]

..I'm sorry, but could you..read something while I write? Or something else..it's just hard to write this while other people are looking.

I fail to see how this would prove to be a distraction, but if you insist...

[ The Compass began glowing. A green, translucent cube began forming in between the sextant-like arms of the ancient artifact, and Wilhelm began staring into it. After a few seconds, he went into an almost trancelike state, staring unblinkingly at the cube, as he began observing the flow of the world's consciousness.

Tohko had the privacy she wanted, but Wilhelm wasn't as lethargic in this state as he appeared. ]

[Tohko sighed, both relieved and puzzled as she watched Wilhelm start observing his Compass before going back to writing her smutty, alcoholic story. However, every now and then she would pause for a few moments, giving herself a small break.

After all, this reeked of rum, and she couldn't let herself get drunk on the fumes.]

Thanks..and it's a distraction because it's a bit embarrassing when a person watches someone else do something weird or embarrassing. Even if you can't see exactly what I'm writing yet, just the fact that you are watching me as I write up a story that tastes like a barrel full of strong rum has a psychological effect on me.

[She spoke as she wrote, and after a ten minutes, the story was finished. The story had a happy ending-the kind-hearted girl had done quite a few raunchy things with the prince, and, to make sure she kept doing them, the prince had decided to marry her and live with her for awhile. While the girl didn't know how long that would be, as long as it was for awhile, she would be happy.

Tohko put down the pen, tore out the pages from the pad, and handed them to Wilhelm.]

Here you are!

[ The faces Tohko kept making while she wrote the story weren't lost on him. Sure, he was staring into the Compass... but he could see her in the Compass too. In fact, that was the idea from the beginning. Tohko looked like someone who was walking down Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras for the first time and smelling all of the alcohol. It was almost amusing.

When at last she was done, he looked away from the Compass, blinked, and took the paper in his hand. He read the entire thing without making any kind of change in his expression. He sat in silence for several minutes, reading over it. The point of that was to hold Tohko in suspense. After five minutes passed, Wilhelm held the paper back out for Tohko. ]

I was not aware you even knew what some of those terms meant.

[ She totally knows which ones he's referring to. ]

[Wilhelm managed to hold Tohko in suspense as he read the story, as she bit her lip and tried to not think about the perverted story she had just written for him. Writing a simple fairy tale for her friends was much different than writing something like this.

However, at that comment, Tohko sighed and held up her hand, showing that Wilhelm could keep that story.]

I'm a book girl, Wilhelm. Even if I haven't munched on much of it, I have read a few raunchy stories in my life. I don't have a high alcohol tolerance though, and I sometimes get sick, so I tend to avoid them if I can help it. But, if I get hungry enough, I'll eat them. So, of course I know what those terms mean.

And you can keep that story. After all, it is to make up for the one I ate.

... I see.

[ Wilhelm tilts his head to the side. ] Though that does not explain why you wrote this for me. The book you ate was The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli. Not... this.

[...Oh dear. Thanks to the alcohol, Tohko hadn't remembered what story she had eaten the last time she had seen Wilhelm-she had merely produced something that she thought was equal to whatever she had eaten in alcohol content.

At that, Tohko, looking a little surprised and sheepish sighed and scratched her head.]

Well..you see, I didn't remember that I ate Machiavelli last time..so I simply wrote something that I thought had similar alcohol levels. It's weird though..usually The Prince doesn't get me drunk..but I guess I ate too much.

[Tohko sighed again.]

If that..story isn't enough, I'll try to make it up to you some other way.

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