The FML! Meme

[museboxy]

The FML! Meme

In this meme, the characters have been overtaken by a strong complusion to tell everybody around them just how much their life sucks.

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. Have your character tell everybody in hearing distance just how much their life sucks, and why. End the statement with a FML.

3. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please.

[The Prompts]

1. They are complaining about something quite traumatic by most people's standards.

2. They are complaning about something that is quite minor, objectively, but still quite genuinely upsetting to them.

3. They are making mountains out of molehills, and milking that for all that is worth.

4. It's the other way around - They're talking about minor things as a way to avoid talking about the bigger things. They might still end up blurting out everything if they're not careful, however.

5. Wildcard/Anything Goes.

Inspired by the FML! meme in slowpoke_gifand addictions, etc.

Comments

Andrew Carter | Hogan's Heroes

[stlg13bomber]

Kraut gens. having fancy dinner at Stlg. Hate playing waiter to Nazis. #FML

Re: Andrew Carter | Hogan's Heroes

[therearenoflags]

They are obviously expecting my face to fall off. #FML.

[stlg13bomber]

They always make fun of me. It's not my fault we're winning.

[therearenoflags]

They don't know any better.

Re: Andrew Carter | Hogan's Heroes

[turul]

Oh yes, Nazis forcing you to play waiter are not good dinner company.

[Hungary here has first-hand experience.]

At least they haven't set you on fire yet.

Re: Andrew Carter | Hogan's Heroes

[stlg13bomber]

ha ha, well, it's usually that I'm the one setting them on fire.

Music Meister | Batman

[hypnotic_patter]

Bat got mud all over my F. Mercury ensemble. It's dry clean only. FML.

John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[captainwatson]

Had to leave my date with the fit nurse to help look for my kidnapped flatmate. FML.

[once_and_future_king]

[...]

Rancis Fluggerbutter | Wreck-It Ralph

[rancis]

Someone's a sore loser. How do I know this? Someone helped themselves to my kart last night. Now there's missing pieces in the size of bites and I can't even get my kart to start. There's a race in half an hour. FML.

Vladik Norokov | Psychonauts OC

[jungiangarden]

Of course 'potential pyrotechnic abilities' isn't something that should be on a new patient's medical history. FML.

[starbreaking]

It's really unfair to make me pick between rescuing my best friends' precious belongings when I can only bring one thing back! Any way you swing it, someone's going to be mad at me, and two times out of three someone's going home without underwear, and that's just wrong. FML.

Alice Liddell | Alice: Madness Returns

[queensbane]

Rabbit missing. FML.

[rancis]

There are plenty of chocolate rabbits out there. White chocolate, even.

[It's obvious! It's not like finding one is hard or anything. They're very in season right now.]

[queensbane]

It is a very specific rabbit. And it is not made of any kind of edible substance.

Kintaro Oe | Golden Boy | OTA

[like_its_golden]

Got caught nuzzling a toilet again. FML.

Ezri Dax | Star Trek DS9

[its_me_curzon]

Got eight lifetimes' worth of personality and memory shoehorned into me during a war. I'm supposed to be a counselor. FML.

Re: Ezri Dax | Star Trek DS9

[jungiangarden]

This may make me sound cliché, but have you considered seeing a therapist? A good one can help you with some decent partitioning work.

Lachesis | Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War

[allbladeprincess]

My country killed itself, the king executed my brother, and all of my friends and comrades have been declared traitors.

FML.

Freyr | X-Men movieverse OC

[foulmouthmutant]

Somehow managed to get Art with a bearded Canadian for a professor named after a weasel and likes to smoke fucking nasty cigars.

FML

Orihime Inoue | Bleach

[leekspins]

More of my friends get injured, maimed, and killed by the latest story arc, and I'm still not allowed to fix them. I thought my powers would be useful and come in handy, but they keep getting forgotten.

FML?

Shougo Makshima | Psycho-Pass | OTA

[passingships]

Knocked out and arrested by an Inspector from the MWPSB* whilst enjoying sweet victory over my foe. #FML


(ooc: MWPSB - aka. the police in his canon)

lmao

[etichetta]

[ Just. This troll grin forever. And also some sign language from him - if you don't understand, too bad, because he's saying something like--]

That's hilarious.

snickers

[passingships]

( Have a placid smile. He speaks slowly so that the deaf man can read his lips. )

An unfortunate complication. I'm sure I'll think of a solution.

Lancer (Cu Chulainn) | Fate/Prototype | Tower of Animus setting

[puppy_lancer]

Well, it started with me killing my own son due to his mother setting the two of us up to kill each other. And then it went all downhill from there and ended in me dying strapped to a rock.

Then I got called up to fight a Holy Grail War and got paired with the best Master. She was cursed to die by her own father unless I got her a Holy Grail before a certain time. I was too slow and the curse activated. So she first died and then became a zombie, so I had to mercy kill her.

Then just when my mission is done and I'm ready to disappear, I get zapped to Tower Wonderfuck. And now I've made a bunch of friends who wanna kill each other. FML