On my Christian Mingle server?

[reversesock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Ruto | The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[sentansos]

RUTO (18) Ever wanted to date a mermaid? A princess? Both? Well, let's see how exciting you are on a date first and go from there! Hobbies include swimming, exploring the innards of giant divine fish, fighting evil, and worrying my dad. Normal stuff.

✓ ✕

[curiously_attractive]

I have never before, in a life of daring-do and exploration the unknown depths, felt such amazement as I have upon seeing such a divine creature as you.

That excitement is my calling in life and that it is your dating desire feels nothing short of a blessing.

Hawks | BNHA | m/m for shipping (hard no on NSFW)

[hwask]

Takami Keigo | Hawks (23) Chicken wings are my first love, but I guess you can be my second. I’m a big fan of romantic evening flights, Netflix and chill, and having a partner so my friend gets off my back about being single.

✓       ✕

Oh no

[vociferates]

lmao
Dedicated friend.

venti | genshin impact

[barbabetos]

VENTI (😏) musician. lover of nature. free as the wind 🍃 Oh, the summer time is coming, And the trees are sweetly blooming, And the wild mountain thyme Grows around the blooming heather. Will you go, lassie, will you go? And we’ll all go together To pull wild mountain thyme All around the blooming heather, Will you go?

✓       ✕

[spicycracker]

✓
How charming... Do these lyrics just come to you?

Monika || Doki Doki Literature Club || OTA

[peninhand]

Monika (18) Hey everyone. Monika here, President of the Literature Club! I want to meet plenty of people and make lots of new friends. Poetry is life!

✓       .̸̖̉✓.̴͐̇̍͠͝/

✓

[armstronger]

[ ...she tried to swipe away because this girl's below her target range, and yet somehow here she is? ]

I've never had much time for poetry, although supposedly it is traditionally considered worthwhile for upper class warriors. What makes you interested in it?

Kaminari Denki || My Hero Academia

[charge_bolt]

KAMINARI DENKI (16) what up im denki im 16 and i never f*ckin learned how to read ♋⚡🅾️🤪 ⚣⚤ ok!

✓       ✕

[hwask]

...aren’t you a lil young for this?

Crow - Nefarious - OTA

[hate_everyone]

Crow (22) Super Villain Extraordinaire, terror of Macro City, really great boss.

✓ ✕

[This was totally written by some minions]

[shadowfrost]

✓

Being a good boss is important even if you're a villain

Rikuo 🦈 Darkstalkers m/f

[curiously_attractive]

Rikuo (53) A knight of the water, a king of the sea, the aquatic daredevil- but above all, a man who yearns for love, like any other. If you love adventure, I am its embodiment.

✓       ✕

✓

[poisesidon]

A knight of the water? How exciting! And of the sea? My, you are a most fascinating fellow I have seen on this "app"!

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

AOBA AMAMI (24) Just looking for someone willing to go to festivals, amusement parks, botanical gardens, museums, zoos and aquariums with. Hopefully doesn't care if I have to bail mid-day because I'm chased by demons. Also don't get pissed if I outmatch you in prize winning where applicable.

✓       ✕

[shinedarkly]

✓

Hah! Is that a challenge? You should know, that I, Overlord Ivar, cannot be defeated whenever it comes to winning prizes.

Charlotte Corday | Fate/Grand Order | OTA

[violentday]

Charlotte Corday (24) Just your average town girl, really. I should say up top that I don't have much (any) dating experience, so please bear with me! I love books and reading, especially history and philosophy. That makes me sound like a real homebody, I suppose, but I'm very happy to try new things! At the risk of putting on airs, I'd like to say I'm a person who knows the value of spontaneity, of shaking things up.

✓       ✕

[shinedarkly]

✓ 

Interesting. Very interesting, indeed.

I would like to hear more about human history, so someone who could explain it to me in full would be appreciated. And in exchange, I will offer you the finest of outings! No need to fret about experience, I would say the best advice to offer is being the 'best version of you that you can be'.

yuko . the wolverine

[separator]

YUKIO (33) Mine is bigger.

✓       ✕

[thetrolltoll]

✓

Bet it's fucking not.

jubilee | x-men | ota close in age

[mallratty]

jubilee (18) let's make sparks fly ✨

✓       ✕

✓

[armance]

Depending on what sets you off.

Pope Creek | Urban Legend/Cryptid

[trestle]

POPE CREEK (30?) Life is all about cryptids, true crime, and where to bury the bodies. Who am I kidding. Burying the bodies is overrated. Seriously into long walks, trains, and travelling. Omens and portends should be heeded.

✓       ✕

[vociferates]

does the whole burying bodies thing work for you, man? I'm curious!

"dark" | original character | ota

[pyrrhicly]

Dark (18) Demon hunter and wandering adventurer. Not giving out my real name, so don't ask for it. I'm not really looking for anything but this app keeps reinstalling itself so whatever, tell me about someplace interesting that you've been.

✓       ✕

[cruxial]

So you should give me about an hour to swipe for you if you haven't found anyone yet.

Nester Abernathy/The Loch Ness Monster | Folklore OC | OTA

[loched]

Nester Abernathy (70million) Lonely Life Long Bachelor Looking For Companionship. If you enjoy gentlemen with a bit of history behind them, look no further. Please forgive the poor photography skills and the computer skills. I'm still learning. Enjoys swimming, diving, and touring castles. Also enjoys a wearing a good kilt and a nice smooth scotch.

✓       ✕

oh my god..

[kilts]

_{[ ... sorry he's hitting ✓ a little bit too fast. What can he say? He likes them old. ]}

that's a good strong name ye've got there
a name after yer father, aye?

_{[ Surprisingly enough, that's what he hones in on, none the wiser of who or what this guy could be. ]}

dionysus | hades (game) | 18+

[revelous]

DIONYSUS (IMMORTAL) i don't need a drink to have a good time, but it's nice, isn't it?

✓       ✕

[ art credit, nsfw ]

[paramounts]

✓

I'm curious, dear. Have you ever had a good time without a drink?

[dirtywizardman]

Caleb Widogast (33) Who doesn't love a man with a dark and mysterious past? Have you met my cat?

✓ ✕

[fortunefound]

i have, he’s a dick to me

dating apps, magic man? that’s new for you.

Oh Sangwoo | killing stalking | (m/m or m/f but be cautious if m/f bc uh this guy likes to murder)

[inmyfavor]

Oh Sangwoo (23) Full time college student, part time bartender. Not sure if this is a good bio or not haha But please message if you want!

✓       ✕

✓

[chariotsofcarbonfiber]

I'll bite. what major?

Myrrh | Fire Emblem 8 | OTA

[darklingdragon]

Myrrh (1200) I am the guardian of an ancient cursed forest, but the demon king imprisoned there has been slain for good. I therefore seek to venture out into the world to seek friends and companions. While I am a dragon, and therefore quite old for my appearance, I am very happy to befriend humans or otherwise who are not so long-lived. I do not yet know what activities I most enjoy, so I'm willing to try almost anything once!

✓       ✕

Ranka Lee | Macross Frontier

[nyan_nyan]

Ranka Lee (18) Yes, that Ranka Lee. Yes, I hope not everyone here recognizes me right away :P Looking for a cute anyone to hang out, date, or fool around who doesn't mind a partner with a busy schedule and some media attention on her, and you better like music because my life revolves around it. I like traveling and trying new food, but I also need my recharge time - if you wanna cuddle it'll make it go a lot faster <3

✓       ✕

mayuko shiraki | fruits basket | m/f

[daisensei]

Mayuko Shiraki (29) Beautiful and smart young woman looking for a nice young man to settle down with. An interest in literature would be a plus.

✓       ✕

[ her mother may or may not be responsible for 100% of this... ]

[drseadragon]

[ And guess who signed him up while also pointing him in this direction... ]

✓

Does the type of literature matter?

rinoa heartilly | ffviii | m/f

[merlebleu]

Rinoa Heartilly (17) Proud member of the Forest Owls. I enjoy reading a good book and a good party! Looking for any guys near Timber or the surrounding area who want to have some fun. Must like dogs. Galbadians need not apply.

✓       ✕

euphemia li britannia | code geass | m/f

[euphemeral]

Euphy (16) A Britannian who recently moved to Japan (Area 11), hoping to meet some interesting and fun people! Tell me a fun fact about yourself, and let's get to know each other. ♥

✓       ✕

[neutronblast]

✓
Not sure if this qualifies as fun, but...

I'm pretty much running the show here. In Japan, I mean.

Impressed?

Akane Aikawa / Mahou Tsukai Tai! / OTA

[materialtwirl]

Akane Aikawa (16) Looking for someone who can hold my attention... or at least knows where to find the best parties. Even if we're not a match, you can still see me in the latest issue of Fashion Monthly 💙

✓       ✕

Chell | Portal | OTA

[aperturesubject0001]

CHELL (27) Hit match if you've got cake

✓       ✕

[supermissile]

✓ 

Any preference?

Mio Hirahara | Blue Reflection Ray | F/F

[sisterlyduties]

MIO HIRAHARA (18) Warm, caring older sister type. Likes poetry and gardening. Is a decent cook and willing to make dinner for a date. Willing to listen to your troubles. Might have a talent for magic, after all. Must schedule dates before hand.

✓ ✕

[This is totally Uta's fault.]