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[keysmashwastaken]

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Post a character- do not leave the top-level blank. Instead, leave one or more things that should not be said aloud that just was. e.g. "I open mouth kissed a horse once" or "I'm really gassy, I hope my farts don't stink."

Reply to other people! Either establish a scene where it would be inappropriate to talk about your itchy buttcrack or play it out in the nebulous meme void.

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Rikuo 🦈 Darkstalkers

[curiously_attractive]

1) Urgh, my slime coating is thick today...

2) I dated a whale once.

Aoba Amami | OC

[cruxial]

1. My first time was with an incubus and I've been wary of sex with anyone else but him since.

2. I have a heavy monthly flow and one time passed out on a cute girl I had a crush on and when I woke up I had bled through my clothes and stained the train seat.

3. I keep cash in my bra despite valid concerns about boob-sweat.

[trevigadora]

“I mean, it’s not like anyone is gonna reach right down your breasts to steal your money...”

He trails off, because that isn’t quite true. Off the top of his head, he can think of at least four people who would reach down her breasts just because.

“Hey. At least your money’s not in your underwear or something.”

[cruxial]

Understandably sweat is gross no matter where it comes from, but I've had people steal from my purse before so I'm not gonna stop.

Besides, [she adds to her reply] why would "underwear" be the next choice? It's not like you could conveniently reach down and pluck it out from there.

[trevigadora]

“Is it really that much more convenient to reach down your boobs?”

[cruxial]

Well... yeah. Usually a waistband is more troublesome than a neckline.

[trevigadora]

“Either way, if I saw someone reaching down their shirt and pulling out a wad of money, it’d look pretty silly~”

[cruxial]

It'd be even sillier if they pulled it from their ass crack.

[trevigadora]

“I mean...”

He’s just imagining it, now. Some chick in a shopping mall being told how much her latte costs and then reaching down the back of her pants...heh.

It’s not like he’s an expert on shopping, though. He doesn’t even have a wallet, preferring to just pull out a wad of money from his pocket. Nobody’s robbed him yet...

[cruxial]

You didn't finish your sentence because I'm right.

[trevigadora]

“Now, I didn’t say that, did I? Jumping to conclusions there.”

[cruxial]

Look, twerp, either say something constructive or buzz off.

[trevigadora]

Heh. He’s hit the point where he’s annoyed someone so much they get fed up...

“All right, all right.” He usually likes teasing, but this chick’s reactions are so dry that it’s not even fun. “Geez.”

[cruxial]

[...Oh. Cool. He actually did back off.]

Hey, thanks.

2. this is the worst

[pyrrhicly]

...

Aoba, when you offered me your blood before...

[cruxial]

NO!!!!!

[She basically SCREECHES at him.]

[pyrrhicly]

Thank the gods.

Not that I really needed to know any of that in the first place.

[cruxial]

I honestly don't know what came over me. Hopefully I didn't eat anything magic.

[pyrrhicly]

... Haven't we been eating at the same places? Is this something I need to worry about, now?

[cruxial]

I dunno! It was just an assumption. I don't usually... blurt out things like that.

[pyrrhicly]

I know you don't.

... Though for the sake of making me uncomfortable, I'm not fully certain how far you would go. You delight in it at times.

[cruxial]

NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN DIGNITY.

[pyrrhicly]

Ah. Well, it's good to know there is an uncrossable line.

[cruxial]

Stop bullying me!

[She says while shoving him. Looks like someone can't take what she dishes out.]

[pyrrhicly]

[ It's not like the shove sends him very far, or... anywhere... ]

Not much for the shoe being on the other foot, are we?