Cons and pros

[jagan]

pros and cons of dating your character

a humor/shipping meme



The premise is simple.

[1] Your character has a sign listing out all the pros and cons of dating them. Maybe they wrote it themselves, maybe they didn't.
[2] This list is displayed for everyone else to see.
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels. Comment with your character's list, then have fun reacting to other people's pros and cons.

Comments

[cruxial]

I'm gonna have to meet your parents one day.

[pyrrhicly]

Out of the question.

[cruxial]

Aw, you don't want me to meet them because they'd like me~

[pyrrhicly]

The last time I saw my mother she told me to come back home with a girl to marry.

Is that what you want, Aoba?

Is that what you want?

[cruxial]

Why not? She wants you to get a girl, and I'm your official matchmaker! How many grandchildren does she want?

[pyrrhicly]

You're my official nothing of the sort. Besides, I haven't been home in years and don't intend to go back any time soon.

[cruxial]

I'll go alone then.

[pyrrhicly]

I would love to hear how you intend to find the place. It's a very large world, and you don't even know what corner of it I'm from.

[cruxial]

...You've got that famous brother, don't you?

[pyrrhicly]

[ fuck ]

I assure you, the moment he realizes you have anything to do with me, you'll get nowhere.

[cruxial]

I'll take my chances!

[pyrrhicly]

I wouldn't rate them very high. It's not like I'll let you go alone.

[cruxial]

So you either give me a very glowing review in front of your brother who will probably be suspicious of someone you like not being able to get your home address from you... or you completely dunk on me and he tells me just to watch you suffer.

Got it! Please come with me. It'll sell my case.

[pyrrhicly]

You forget the third option: with just a few words I could anger him so greatly that we would both be sent away without the chance to get another word in.

He's famous - but I robbed him of the destiny he was supposed to be born for.

[cruxial]

Oh, I see. You're forcing me to send a letter announcing my arrival first. Thanks for the warning.

[pyrrhicly]

...

Yes. Yes, that's precisely what you should do. I endorse that plan wholeheartedly.

[cruxial]

Whatever. I'll figure out a way to talk to him.

[pyrrhicly]

Sure you will. I'll be watching to see how you fare.